My punishment for tempting fate

'Where's my dunce cap, teacher?'

On Thursday I filed a blog about how this year's Tour de France was fantastic because no one was talking about doping, intimating that no one was talking about it because no-one was doing it. On Friday Manuel Beltran tested positive for EPO.

I'm an idiot. Here's my punishment.

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

I will not write blogs about how the Tour de France has cleaned up its act because we all know what happens

(Yes, it is 100)

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