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New Year’s Resolution: Know your size or think yourself thinner?
Marcus Farley Monday, Dec 31, 2007 5.18am
Ever since I've been an adult, I've had a yearly moment of absolute clarity amidst the drunkenness of New Year's Eve, an epiphany if you like, where I see a journey ahead for the year...plans are made, but they often fail miserably!
Take last year for instance. I'm standing in one of my local bike shops. The wise manager is suggesting that I get the XL size in the Altura Dryline waterproof shorts, not the large size that I want him to order.
In a recent poll of friends and colleagues, I found that I wasn't alone in stubbornly getting my regular size that I'd had for the majority of my life. 'Sod it,' we all thought in synchronicity, 'I'd rather not be able to do the top button up, than go up a size!'
For any ladies reading this, here's a revelation: men think these things too, you know. But you probably already knew this, as it's probably a talking point at girlie evenings about your partner's stubborn resistance to admit that they need to trade up a size!
But hang on, is it stubborn, bloody minded or even, dare I say it, completely stupid to waste (or waist!) money on shorts that don't fit you properly? Actually, my friends, colleagues and I all share a common goal, buried deep in our subconscious or, for most of us, is right there in the open. So what is it? Ready chaps:
"I will buy my normal size shorts and, damn it, I will ensure that I lose the necessary weight to get in them!"
Pan forward to the Eve of 2008: "Wait (clever this word play isn't it!) a minute," I hear my wife saying: "So, these shorts you bought last winter, have you managed to get into them yet?"
"Um, ah, ahem, all right, NO!" I mutter, as the cackles follow me down the garden path to the shed where I set about eating the humble pie she's prepared for me.
A man needs a shed you know, but that's another story!
The moral of the story is that this year, yes, THIS year, will be different. THIS year I will lose that extra weight. This year I will get in those shorts. Why? To prove to my wife that I can? Because I was stupid enough to start a blog where I'll look very stupid if I don't succeed in my quests? Or because I owe it to myself?
Here are some statistics:
I am 5 foot 11 and ¾ inches tall in old money and 182.5 cm in new.
Current waist size - 39 inches/99 cm
Current Weight: 15 stone and 7 pounds/99kg
Current BMI - 29.48 (I need to be in the range of 18.5 to 25)
Planned weight - 13 stone/82.5kg
Planned waist size - 34 inches/86.5 cm
Planned BMI - 24.72
Know your size? I do know my size, I'm 34 inches, that's 86.5 cm. Want proof? Sure. Give me 12 months to find that tape measure and I'll prove it to you!
Want to share your sizing/weight loss plan stories then send them in. Whether male or female, this is not an exclusive boy's club after all.
Cheers,
Marcus
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vernonlevy
Posted Mon 31 Dec, 11:32 am UTC Flag as inappropriate
Hah, you're a lightweight!
I'm the same hieght and six stone heavier!
Like you I've made pledges and failed to follow them. Still, it hasn't stopped me getting out on my bikes though my MTB isn't used as much as it ough tobe. Try stopping my bulk on a slippy descent! My nerves can't take it!
I'm aiming to drop three or four stones this year and perhaps move my Audaxing up from 200km rides to the odd foray into 300km.
Good luck!
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albear
Posted Mon 31 Dec, 11:51 am UTC Flag as inappropriate
There is a time when you just have to stand up and say "does my bum look big in this...". After some tough rides on the autumn on my Kona around the highlands in December, taking in an unexpected dip in Loch Fyne along the way (another story) I am now a little underweight. perhaps you could send me some unwanted pies?
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marcus Farley
Posted Mon 31 Dec, 8:25 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Vernon, you should check Kieran's blogs, too...us more rounded cyclists aren't alone...we make up a bigger part of the market than the industry realizes...
as for spare pies...it's the spare tire round my middle that i'd rather shift!
Marcus
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cousin pete
Posted Tue 1 Jan, 5:15 am UTC Flag as inappropriate
Hi Marcus, good to see the new year's resolution. Best of luck with it. All well here we had a good Xmas, I commute daily to work by bike and the ride home is uphill, but its the paleolithic diet (eg www.thepaleodiet.com ) in conjunction with the exercise that keeps me at a fairly unvarying BMI of 21 to 22. Anyway shouldn't be preachy. Have a great year, probably see you in August again. Peter
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marcus Farley
Posted Tue 1 Jan, 8:49 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
chees Pete...love to you all Down Under. p.s. tell us about this paleolithic diet when you have time...Is it a hunter gatherer diet? do you throw spears from your bike?
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arthur king of the briton
Posted Wed 2 Jan, 2:32 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
I'm with you all the way Marcus, don't know what my BMI is or what my weight is, all i know is that they're both way way too high. I'll buy some scales and let you know.
Having to run my rear tyre at 50psi just to stop getting pinch flats (2 the last time I went to Afan just before christmas) has to be a warning sign though and that was before the chocolate and beer fest that is the modern christmas!
Good Luck
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bone-shaker
Posted Wed 2 Jan, 4:47 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Marcus
I'm going on the same journey this year. I'm 6'2" and 16.75 stone, 39 around the waist and need to get down to 13 stone. We are going for pretty much the same thing, so good luck - I will keep an eye on your progress.
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marcus Farley
Posted Wed 2 Jan, 6:06 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
i'll keep the reports running here...keep sending your updates in, and drop in and comment on Kieran's blog too...us fat lads will all soon be svelte, then those skinny types will get what for! LOL
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tomdibley.com
Posted Wed 2 Jan, 7:44 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Hello Marcus
New Years resolutions frequent the minds of many, not least those who are larger than they should be. I myself have been swinging the wrong way of my "ultimate weight" for 6-7 years and it's a source of much sadness for many of us. Okay, so I'm not talking about obese bed eaters, rather you and I who can't do up the top button on the shorts on those 34's and then after pledging to fit into them, make the same resolution about those 36's. Before you know it, you're wearing a size 40, starting to accept it.
This was my situation in August of 2007. I was too heavy to ride uphill faster than a Raleigh Chopper in neutral, too heavy to charge downhill without breaking my bike and wasn't having any luck with the ladies. Self esteem was running very low. I do a fair amount of exercise, so eating was the worst part of it.
On the 10th August I departed Heathrow with my brand new Yeti 575 and headed out to Whistler, BC. 7 weeks, one Yeti 575 frame and plenty of parts later, I flew to Southern California to ride the local hills of Santa Barbara. I even bought a road bike at this stage and couldn't put it down. Okay, I'm not here to tell you about my trip, but the point is, I was getting fitter and stronger which made me forget about the food. I wasn't eating nearly as much.
It's been five months and I've just got back to the UK, two and a half stone lighter, miles fitter and threw away my size 40's and now have new 36's with space to spare. I'm miles fitter and still going in the right direction. Broad and big boned means I'll never reach the 13st target for my height, but I'm already down under 16st with my 14st target within sight.
Lifestyle makes the difference. Ride to work, take the stairs instead of the lift, avoid that pastry at the "bored" (see Marcus, I can do it too) meeting. Little changes you make everyday go a long way. I'm so much happier, more focussed and most importantly, am riding my new Knolly Delerium T like an F15 Strike Eagle.
Plug: Check out tomdibley.com for some videos and photos of my time in Whistler/Moab/California.
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marcus Farley
Posted Thu 3 Jan, 7:52 am UTC Flag as inappropriate
Tom,
you write like a dream, as always...glad you're back this side of the pond, and looking forward to catching up and having a go at punishing your naughty Knolly bike!
any tips on the training regime that lost your weight? intervals, just riding, epic roadbike rides?
cheers for dropping by and leaving a comment,
Marcus
check out www.tomdibley.com for more of Tom's adventures.
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tomdibley.com
Posted Thu 3 Jan, 6:03 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
LOL, thanks for the plug Marcus.
Tips, yes....spending hours in the saddle. Road riding has done it for me I think. My passion lies in mountain bikes, but the feeling of low resistance riding is brilliant. You see a hill and you want to get out of the saddle and get up it without changing down. It's a strange feeling. I quickly found the weight dropping off. It wasn't the miles I was doing, as much as hours in the saddle. Probably three 1.5hr rides per week with a longer 3+ hour ride on a day off. Riding this much, just made me desire food less and the fitter you get, the faster you burn the cals.
Okay, So Santa Barbara was the ultimate location to do this really. I didn't start work until ten, so I rode most mornings. Then a long ride on the weekend. It doesn't take long to go out for a thrash, you can squeeze one in during the morning or after work too when the nights are lighter. It isn't easy, I didn't have a plan, I just changed my lifestyle. More activity and less "pointless" food.
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petersantacruz
Posted Thu 3 Jan, 9:20 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
When you're young, your mind is broad and your waist is narrow; as you get older this position slowly reverses.
The best thing you can do is get out on your bike more. Easy to say I know but not always easy to do...
... I guess you could put a multigym in your shed as an alternative exercising option :).
Good luck with jpourney and keep up with the progress reports.
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marcus Farley
Posted Thu 3 Jan, 10:44 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
wise words indeed...keep 'em coming.
Marcus
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tribegrandaddy
Posted Sun 6 Jan, 5:45 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Hi Marcus
i,m off to play with the big boys on Sunday i,m going out with local mtb club Beamish oddsoxs for a 5 hour ( ouch ) ride they tell me the pace will be easy and the crack good but I do,nt know if i,ll be able to speak
At 6ft 4ins and 16st + 3lbs i,m exactly 31lbs overweight from when I stopped being a roadie so I guess at two pounds per week it will take 15 weeks to get down to my fighting weight i,ll proably lose more tahn 2 pound sper week in the beginning but 2 pounds is a good target as that equates to 7000 cals 1lb of fat = 3500 cals
tribe grandaddy thinking Lydias rusk looks appealing
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tribegrandaddy
Posted Sun 6 Jan, 5:55 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Marcus
Done the deed went with the local group and spent approx 4 hours riding mixed terrain a mixture of railway paths and woods which was sort of a mini dalby but with no purpose built track it was just pick your line through the mud and dodge the trees and walls yes many descents ended in a 90 degree turn left or right just before a wall??
The boys and girls were really frindly and made me feel at home so I could become a regular member plus I have talked myself into getting fit and riding the Kielder enduro series "doh"
My herat rate monitor took to its bed so I cannot say how many calories I burnt just lots
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marcus Farley
Posted Sun 6 Jan, 9:21 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
cheers for the stories and advice Keith, keep the updates coming...looking forward to working out plans in detail when i see you for the cosstrax ride on the 19th...
local to Leeds? check out their rides at www.crosstrax.co.uk
cheers, Marcus
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tribegrandaddy
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 5:38 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Marcus
went out and braved the 80mph winds today had a cross head wind out and back rode 2hrs 49mins distance 41k used 1924 cals ave h/r 123 total ascent 465m it was a difficult ride it would have been easier with a steady wind but every time I got a steady pace going there was a massive gust which almost stopped me dead and I had to start all over again it was freezing and had to be very careful as there was some icy streches and had to cross a back road with about 3mm of snow my feet got wet quite early on and my legs from the knees down and my feet were freezing cold for most of the ride may have to consider purchasing a pair of winter boots but I must have burnt of some fat as fuel next exercise is about 1 hour on the turbo and some gym work tomorrow i,m at work all weekend so my next ride will be Tuesday + i,m getting weighed again Tuesday morning so i,ll report in then
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marcus Farley
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 9:13 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
The way forward is waterproof socks (sealskinz do a whole range) and Gore Windstopper leggings which are pretty warm and water repellant, you can wear them with your usual shorts and they're relatively cheap to replace if you fall off and scrape your knee(s)...they also mean you can take a leak easier than you can with bib longs on! Being a roadie, you'd love the gore leggings as well, although they don't come in garish roadie colours!
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marcus Farley
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 9:18 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
without sounding like Bridget Jones - since New Year i have ridden out once, consumed McDonalds double cheesburgers x 3 on two seperate occasions, not kicked the diet coke, but reduced the choc bar intake by half and only drank alcohol once...tomorrow i will start swimming again and talk to the gym guys about resistance machines...i've had a bout of man flu and am using it as my excuse...i wonder seriously, how many calories you burn typing, as i seem to do plenty of that! Waist is still 39 inches, and that tape measure is well hidden!
Marcus
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KelvinR
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 10:33 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Ah yes, the Christmas podge! Good luck...:)
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Mr Murray
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 10:55 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Seeing that photo of you has spurred me on to ditch the pasties and literally "get on my bike". There is some beautiful countryside down here in Devon and I am now going to take full advantage of it. Good luck with the weightloss and remember to re-attach your saddle.
A fellow 'chomper'.
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Yeti Jon
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 10:59 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Good job the chippy was shut after Saturdays ride then ;o)
looking forward to you dragging me along with you into this svelte xc whippet state that you crave.
and I will just whisper one more thing.......
get some lights ;o)
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marcus Farley
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 11:09 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
yes, lights, of course...when i find 300 quid burning a hole in my pocket i'll be getting some! But the cycling thru treacle that we did on saturday was equal to two rides anyway...yep, cycling into a headwind is the way forward (or backwards!)...
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marcus Farley
Posted Wed 9 Jan, 11:12 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
p.s. it's like Michaelangelo saying that the sculpture is already inside the rock, his job is just to free it...that svelte xc whippet is already inside us, we just need to unwarp the layers of fat to get to it!
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marcus Farley
Posted Thu 10 Jan, 8:35 am UTC Flag as inappropriate
p.p.s.that last post should have read:
' it's like Michaelangelo saying that the sculpture is already inside the rock, his job is just to free it...that svelte xc whippet is already inside us, we just need to unwrap the layers of fat to get to it!'
I'd rather not think about how fat could be unwarped!
Cheers.
Keep them posts coming...
Marcus
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tribegrandaddy
Posted Tue 15 Jan, 6:15 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
Well here we go with this weeks update Marcus
weight loss 4lbs
ride today started off mizzly and foggy which turned to real rain which turned to snow which meant I cut my ride short and took a short cut home over the fell and down through the wood
time 2hrs 16mins distance 36k heart rate average 124 average speed 15.7k ascent 347m cals used 1647 point to note cals used are per heart rate moniter which only records cals used above a certain h/r not sure what that is but I will have used more than stated off to Leeds on Saturday and then out with the mtb club on Sunday if I can get my pass out signed
please note no fish+chips in sight
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marcus Farley
Posted Tue 15 Jan, 9:44 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
top tips from our roadie friends:
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12554678
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tribegrandaddy
Posted Fri 25 Jan, 3:34 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
this weeks update weight loss 3lbs
stats from Saturdays ride in Leeds big thanks to Ed and the team at crosstrax for suppling demo bikes and a really good route no distance figure no pick up on demo bike time 3hrs 16mins ascent 499m kcals 2374 ave hr 128
info from yesterdays ride (Thursday) time 3hrs 04 mins distance 48k ascent 510m ave spd 15-7k ave hr 119 1977 kcals at least the sun shone a little bit but mostly a strong wind that was v cold and rode through several snow showers
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marcus Farley
Posted Sat 26 Jan, 11:10 am UTC Flag as inappropriate
keep it up Keith...i saw inside my gym for the first time in a while - i even did a bit of cycling in there!
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squirrelbait
Posted Sun 27 Jan, 9:00 pm UTC Flag as inappropriate
i've managed to shed a fair amount of excess weight by eating properly, cutting out junk food and beer. running around after kids helps too!
gareth







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