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-spider-
Joined: 05 Jun 2009
Posts: 556
Location: Ross-shire
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 Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 8:01 am |
I think you guys are just winging it now.....
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passout
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 2184
Location: Lancashire
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 2:30 pm |
I hate to peck holes in the puns laid before us but they are fowl.
Back to the topic in hand - bracken is not a native species to this country, neither are rabbits.
He who binds himself a joy,
Doth the winged life destroy,
But he who kisses the joy as it flies,
Lives in eternity's sun rise. (William Blake) |
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DavidBelcher
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 1820
Location: Winchester
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 3:10 pm |
| passout wrote: | | Back to the topic in hand - bracken is not a native species to this country, neither are rabbits. |
Indeed - rabbits used to be treated as livestock with people employed to look after them, hence surnames such as Warrener and its variants.
David
"I'm not a man, I'm a machine; chisel me down until I am clean" |
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deptfordmarmoset
Joined: 05 Sep 2009
Posts: 383
Location: Sour Feast Lahn'n
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:03 pm |
Good heavens, is that the time?
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Stewie Griffin
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1508
Location: NW London.
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:51 pm |
Its not stealing if while in your works canteen you realise that there is a pound in credit in a vending machine that you didnt put in there and you get a packet of "flaming hot" monster munch and take the 50p change.
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:55 pm |
Pickled onion monster munch sticks in your teeth.
FCN 1
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast. |
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DavidBelcher
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 1820
Location: Winchester
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:57 pm |
| dmclite wrote: | | Pickled onion monster munch sticks in your teeth. |
As do Wotsits. And Frazzles.
David
"I'm not a man, I'm a machine; chisel me down until I am clean" |
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Porgy
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 2074
Location: Greater London
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1footedninja
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 131
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 6:09 pm |
just thought I would stick my beak in, being a bit of a bird-brain that I am, I'm really just trying to kill two birds with one stone, anyway here's my birds-eye view :
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it`s too far to walk
'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H. |
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Porgy
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 2074
Location: Greater London
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1footedninja
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 131
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 6:12 pm |
still clucking funny though, ok I'll stop warbling now!
'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H. |
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 7:33 pm |
I think Findus crispy pancakes are due a comeback.
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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast. |
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1footedninja
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 131
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 7:39 pm |
Findus crispy pancakes burn the roof of your mouth if you eat them when there piping hot!
'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H. |
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Porgy
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 2074
Location: Greater London
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dennisn
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 4136
Location: Toledo, Ohio USA
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 9:49 pm |
| 1footedninja wrote: | just thought I would stick my beak in, being a bit of a bird-brain that I am, I'm really just trying to kill two birds with one stone, anyway here's my birds-eye view :
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it`s too far to walk |
Very well done. Some of the WORST that I have ever heard. 
I am somewhat of a connoisseur of bad jokes.
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passout
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 2184
Location: Lancashire
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 10:02 pm |
When I taught business, I sometimes used to ask my students what is the difference between unlawful and 'illegal'. They came up with some complicated replies but were always most annoyed when I told them the true answer. Unlawful means the law has been broken and 'illegal' is a sick bird. An amusing ice-breaker but a mundane story I'm sure you'll agree. Good night.
He who binds himself a joy,
Doth the winged life destroy,
But he who kisses the joy as it flies,
Lives in eternity's sun rise. (William Blake) |
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1footedninja
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 131
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GiantMike
Joined: 11 Aug 2009
Posts: 106
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Posted Wed Nov 4, 2009 10:36 pm |
I said I would be in bed by 10. And now it's 10:26. Better late than never.
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 7:02 am |
I watched a programme on BBC4 about Art-Deco last night and it was so relaxing I went to bed and read afterwards. I had meant to watch the following programme about Tolouse Le Trec, but I chose not as I was so relaxed. Don't know what time I fell sleep at but if I do find out I will let you know.
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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast. |
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CHRISNOIR
Joined: 28 Sep 2007
Posts: 931
Location: Rochdale
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 5:32 pm |
These bloody shoes leak! I've been sat in wet shoes since nine o'clock and feel like trench-foot is about to set in.
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