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TheTalkingTurboTrainer
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 828
Location: New Zealand
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 Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 5:43 pm |
Am I right? IS HotNewGirl always looking at me and smiling at me when I walk past?
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GiantMike
Joined: 11 Aug 2009
Posts: 106
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:09 pm |
People who let their dog sh!t (anywhere other than in their own home/garden) and don't clean it up should be made to eat it at gunpoint.
People drop litter (anywhere other than in their own home/garden) should be made to eat it at gunpoint.
People drop ltheir guts (anywhere other than in their own home/garden) should be made to eat it at....., oh, hang on. I haven't thought this through.
Sorry, not quite as mundane a comment as I'd have liked.
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deptfordmarmoset
Joined: 05 Sep 2009
Posts: 383
Location: Sour Feast Lahn'n
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:18 pm |
Someone stole my road today by half-overtaking and making a dive for the gap between the traffic bumps.
(More mundane than I'd have wished.)
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GiantMike
Joined: 11 Aug 2009
Posts: 106
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:23 pm |
1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight
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skyd0g
Joined: 12 Jun 2009
Posts: 816
Location: Lancashire
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:27 pm |
| GiantMike wrote: | | 1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight |
...there's a Cure for that.
Cycling weakly |
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andy162
Joined: 20 Jul 2009
Posts: 187
Location: East Yorkshire.
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:55 pm |
Tonight was not a good night for sleepy Hedgehogs.
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deptfordmarmoset
Joined: 05 Sep 2009
Posts: 383
Location: Sour Feast Lahn'n
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 11:12 pm |
| GiantMike wrote: | | 1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight |
This is not mundane, it's poetry! The commas are exactly like a dripping tap.
And I've been drinking again....
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bompington
Joined: 22 May 2008
Posts: 574
Location: Dundee
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 11:17 pm |
| GiantMike wrote: | | 1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight |
and the tap drips
drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 7:00 am |
| bompington wrote: | | GiantMike wrote: | | 1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight |
and the tap drips
drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip |
and I'm sitting in the kitchen sink...........
FCN 1
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast. |
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passout
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 2183
Location: Lancashire
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 10:05 am |
Tap, dancing, with, Brucie?
He who binds himself a joy,
Doth the winged life destroy,
But he who kisses the joy as it flies,
Lives in eternity's sun rise. (William Blake) |
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DavidBelcher
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 1820
Location: Winchester
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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skyd0g
Joined: 12 Jun 2009
Posts: 816
Location: Lancashire
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 1:31 pm |
I just had bread and butter pudding with custard. It was smashing.
FCN 1
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast. |
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CHRISNOIR
Joined: 28 Sep 2007
Posts: 925
Location: Rochdale
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 4:25 pm |
Sorry, that stinks. And I'm in the office. Hope no one comes in during the next five mins...
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TheTalkingTurboTrainer
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 828
Location: New Zealand
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 4:31 pm |
| skyd0g wrote: | | TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote: | | Am I right? IS HotNewGirl always looking at me and smiling at me when I walk past? |
...have you checked your flies are done up?  |
Fly's up and I'm pretty sure she's looking.
Can't say I blame her, she's only human
The lesbian girl in my team and I are talking about her on the internal messenger in the office. 
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Porgy
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 2074
Location: Greater London
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 5:40 pm |
I think home-made steak and kidney pudding is smashing.
FCN 1
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast. |
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Porgy
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 2074
Location: Greater London
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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