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MonkeyMonster
"I can lick my balls, you just suck"

I presume from naming queen she's a ***** but still... Cool

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don_don
He/she looks more like a "Wag tail at and nuzzle up to all humans" kind of dog to me!

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Always Tyred
I'm confused; what exactly was the problem with the picture? No environmental personalisation permitted? Yeah, like that keeps people loyal and motivated.

Middle management causes Nazism. FACT.

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gtvlusso
Always Tyred wrote:
I'm confused; what exactly was the problem with the picture? No environmental personalisation permitted? Yeah, like that keeps people loyal and motivated.

Middle management causes Nazism. FACT.


AT - once again, I think you have hit the nail on the head with a nuclear bomb!

Had to remove my Gary Larson "Far Side" bits too - and the Viz comic strip "The Vibrating bum faced goats"

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Jay dubbleU
Trying to turn you into a drone mate - try this - 'Nil illegitemus carborundum' - the b*stard won't understand it Wink

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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will3
gtvlusso wrote:
Always Tyred wrote:
I'm confused; what exactly was the problem with the picture? No environmental personalisation permitted? Yeah, like that keeps people loyal and motivated.

Middle management causes Nazism. FACT.


AT - once again, I think you have hit the nail on the head with a nuclear bomb!

Had to remove my Gary Larson "Far Side" bits too - and the Viz comic strip "The Vibrating bum faced goats"


Have you ever watched "Office Space"?

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CdrJake
gtvlusso wrote:
Always Tyred wrote:
I'm confused; what exactly was the problem with the picture? No environmental personalisation permitted? Yeah, like that keeps people loyal and motivated.

Middle management causes Nazism. FACT.


AT - once again, I think you have hit the nail on the head with a nuclear bomb!

Had to remove my Gary Larson "Far Side" bits too - and the Viz comic strip "The Vibrating bum faced goats"


It seems your bosses have no sense of humour.

Desktop wise my crew are unable to change their backgrounds from the set RN wallpapers, but as far as photos and posters go as long as they are not deemed to be racist or otherwise offensive on the grounds of gender, sexuality etc, I will pretty much turn a blind eye unless we have an inspection due, in which case the crew know to clear the decks.

I have drawn the line at pictures from Nuts and Zoo magazine, because I personally find them offensive even if some of the women in my crew say they don't mind.

Gary Larson is popular with many staff across the base.

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UndercoverElephant
Jay dubbleU wrote:
Trying to turn you into a drone mate - try this - 'Nil illegitemus carborundum' - the b*stard won't understand it Wink


Nil Illigitimi Carborundum, if you don't mind. There's always more than one Illigitimus who's trying to carborundum. Very Happy

Winners never pootle, pootlers never win. Those who never pootle and never win should trade up to a road bike.
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Coriander
UndercoverElephant wrote:
Jay dubbleU wrote:
Trying to turn you into a drone mate - try this - 'Nil illegitemus carborundum' - the b*stard won't understand it Wink


Nil Illigitimi Carborundum, if you don't mind. There's always more than one Illigitimus who's trying to carborundum. Very Happy


Or even 'nil illegitimi carborundum'

Wink

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UndercoverElephant
Coriander wrote:
Or even 'nil illegitimi carborundum'

Wink


**Reluctantly hands over pedants cap and slinks off.**

Winners never pootle, pootlers never win. Those who never pootle and never win should trade up to a road bike.
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Headhuunter
That is the cutest dog.... I love dogs... Can't stand bloody cats. Can you bring him/her to the Morpeth? I'd definitely turn up...

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." Voltaire
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Clever Pun
Why not have some new ones up

You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps
Motivation motivation motivation
Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving.
In adversity, remember to keep an even mind.
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

and other such utter tripe that'll make you go postal... your boss will love them and wont realise you're taking the wee-wee

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Always Tyred
Coriander wrote:
UndercoverElephant wrote:
Jay dubbleU wrote:
Trying to turn you into a drone mate - try this - 'Nil illegitemus carborundum' - the b*stard won't understand it Wink


Nil Illigitimi Carborundum, if you don't mind. There's always more than one Illigitimus who's trying to carborundum. Very Happy


Or even 'nil illegitimi carborundum'

Wink

I was taught "nil desperandum carborundum illigitimi."

Alternatively.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8

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itboffin
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Stuey01 wrote:
wow, i wish i was as cool and different as you.



...but if you were, you wouldn't be posting to a Bulletin Board on cycling.... Smile

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W.


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Jay dubbleU
UndercoverElephant wrote:
Coriander wrote:
Or even 'nil illegitimi carborundum'

Wink


**Reluctantly hands over pedants cap and slinks off.**


Cori - the pedant's pedant Wink

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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Always Tyred
Jay dubbleU wrote:
UndercoverElephant wrote:
Coriander wrote:
Or even 'nil illegitimi carborundum'

Wink


**Reluctantly hands over pedants cap and slinks off.**


Cori - the pedant's pedant Wink

Shouldn't that be "pedants' pedant"?

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WheezyMcChubby
gtvlusso wrote:
I currently have this:



Mounted on my desk divider.



Yeah Taxidermy rocks!

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FeynmanC
Taxidermy rocks?

Where would you put the stuffing in, and how would you know the difference between a live one and a stuffed one? Wink

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