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itboffin
MonkeyMonster wrote:
Bourbons please, I don't like those pink wafer ones.


I'm more of a G&T kinda man

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Clever Pun wrote:
there's going to be a poll about ages isn't there... or has there already been one?


I was thinking of starting a poll about thigh measurements Razz

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will3
Has anyone seen my glasses?

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Now, what did I come in here for...?

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will3 wrote:
Has anyone seen my glasses?


Glasses Please

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I'll tell you what young man. The reason we more mature fellas have the vinegar to ream you ragged on the bike.

We have less rumpy than a cross eyed halitosis riddled panda with BO and as such have a great deal of frustration to "release".

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Size medium please, but can you write my name on the label in case I forget?

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WGWarburton
Clever Pun wrote:
there's going to be a poll about ages isn't there... or has there already been one?


Yeah- November 2007.

70% of responders were between 25 & 45, with more in the lower range than the upper and more below 25 than over 45.

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Greg T wrote:

I'll tell you what young man. The reason we more mature fellas have the vinegar to ream you ragged on the bike.

We have less rumpy than a cross eyed halitosis riddled panda with BO and as such have a great deal of frustration to "release".

Would you like a cup of tea?


Then why am I so slow? Confused

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will3
prawny wrote:
Greg T wrote:

I'll tell you what young man. The reason we more mature fellas have the vinegar to ream you ragged on the bike.

We have less rumpy than a cross eyed halitosis riddled panda with BO and as such have a great deal of frustration to "release".

Would you like a cup of tea?


Then why am I so slow? Confused


Too much "frustration releasing"?

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DonDaddyD wrote:
There is a second male puberty they didn't teach me at school.

It's true! There is! It happens when men (Greg's, ITB, Attica,Christophe hehe etc) and women (I dare not mention names) reach a certain age.


Women going through male puberty?

There seems to be a lot they didn't teach you at school...

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Jay dubbleU
I don't remember the sixties - something to do with illegal substances Cool

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Aidy wrote:
DonDaddyD wrote:
There is a second male puberty they didn't teach me at school.

It's true! There is! It happens when men (Greg's, ITB, Attica,Christophe hehe etc) and women (I dare not mention names) reach a certain age.


Women going through male puberty?

There seems to be a lot they didn't teach you at school...


I went to boarding school from the age of 8 but even I know that women going through male puberty isn't possible Laughing

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itboffin
That wasn't a 60s the earth began full formed 1st Jan 1970 everyone knows that Rolling Eyes

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linsen
DDD do you lie awake at night dreaming up new provocative threads?

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Always Tyred
linsen wrote:
DDD do you lie awake at night dreaming up new provocative threads?
What DDD doesn't know, and what WE know, is that sooner or later, he'll put some washing on, check his watch and realise to his horror that he's in his mid 30's.

He'll then think, "But I don't feel old."

He'll then think, "But what happened to the last decade? I only put the washing on."

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Always Tyred wrote:
linsen wrote:
DDD do you lie awake at night dreaming up new provocative threads?
What DDD doesn't know, and what WE know, is that sooner or later, he'll put some washing on, check his watch and realise to his horror that he's in his mid 30's.

He'll then think, "But I don't feel old."

He'll then think, "But what happened to the last decade? I only put the washing on."


Laughing

How true. I am still only 23 myself. And what on earth that pre-teen is doing in my house I have NO idea.....

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Jay dubbleU
I'm 16 - always have been and according to Mrs JW always will be

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linsen wrote:
DDD do you lie awake at night dreaming up new provocative threads?


When you get to my age you begin to remember these threads the first time around Wink

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For the record I'm in 3rd last place with 800 odd miles - thats why I'm slow.

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Christophe3967
DonDaddyD wrote:
There is a second male puberty they didn't teach me at school.

It's true! There is! It happens when men (Greg's, ITB, Attica,Christophe hehe etc) and women (I dare not mention names) reach a certain age. For men this 'second coming' is symbolised by their hair developing a silver-grey type color.


Grey? Ash blonde, darling.

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Christophe3967 wrote:
DonDaddyD wrote:
There is a second male puberty they didn't teach me at school.

It's true! There is! It happens when men (Greg's, ITB, Attica,Christophe hehe etc) and women (I dare not mention names) reach a certain age. For men this 'second coming' is symbolised by their hair developing a silver-grey type color.


Grey? Ash blonde, darling.


Hello dad where have you been Laughing

DDD after the grey gentlemens hair comes the worst insult grey chest hair and nose hair YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So is so cruel

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