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bails87
SirPaulyUK wrote:
i know your pain.... being a "thick cocked stallion" myself it can be quite a terrible thing having a long ride....


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Pics or it didnt happen


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dennisn
I can't tell if you're bragging or complaining. Wink Wink

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HardrockRob
SirPaulyUK wrote:
i know your pain.... being a "thick cocked stallion" myself it can be quite a terrible thing having a long ride....


Are we still talking about cycling?

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HardrockRob
SirPaulyUK wrote:
i know your pain.... being a "thick cocked stallion" myself it can be quite a terrible thing having a long ride....


Are we still talking about cycling?

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HandjobDan
In a serious suggestion, the MBUK saddle test, suggested that the Syncros AM saddle has sofa-esque proportions so should provide ample cushioning for your 'issue'

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Briggo
Rip the seat off and ride (aka shove it up your butthole) on the seatpost alone, that way your "well endowed" manhood will flop freely in the wind.

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Flenser
Turn your saddle so that the point faces to the rear and slightly upwards.

Alternately MTFU. Laughing

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saracen fan
think back to your awkward teenage years,,,,,,tuck it up under your belt!
or perhaps some sort of sling for the 2veg?
a mankini?
or just M.T.F.U Wink

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supersonicLives Here
Have you tried curling it up like a cumberland sausage?



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ilovedirt
Laughing oh dear, this thread is great, that last one was definitaly an LOL moment!

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hamstrich
...or perhaps you could skewer it to keep it out of harm's way?



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Andy
What are jock straps like to ride in?

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richg1979
pulling your toddger out of your butt crack before a ride should sort your problem out.

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Andy
I'm sorry?

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Bojangle
You must ride very wierd. I don't care if your are big or small if you have a decient set of cycle shorts and position your family jewels correct then you will not have a problem!!! Rolling Eyes

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seataltea
http://www.moonsaddle.com/

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