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andy162
Joined: 20 Jul 2009
Posts: 187
Location: East Yorkshire.
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 Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 7:07 pm |
El casei immunitas...that's what you need in your guts. Try it for 2 weeks to see a difference, the advert says. The only difference you're gonna see is on the shopping bill.
Those Iceland adverts do my head in.
Bleach adverts in general...why do I want to kill germs in my bog? Can't remember the last time I leant over the pot to have a shave or filled the kettle from the pan. It's a toilet , I sh1te down it. That's what it's for.
Some painkiller ad too. Girly chopper pilot in pink flying suit has a headache "pre rescue" , takes pill, saves life...hooray all is well in the world again!
The one for Zovirax. Lady with scabby chops keeps bike helmet on so that nobody sees her coldsore.
You buy one, you get one free! I say you buy one you get one free. Why would I even contemplate buying double glazing from an outfit who uses this dumb feck?
Washing machines live longer with calgon!
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Splottboy
Joined: 14 Aug 2009
Posts: 316
Location: Sunny North Wales
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 8:30 pm |
Cheryl Cole: "Weak, limp, lifeless?...and that just my new songs and past career!
But me hair's nice, Pet.."
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." Groucho Marx. |
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RichK
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 191
Location: Birmingham
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Posted Thu Nov 5, 2009 8:34 pm |
| andy162 wrote: |
Washing machines live longer with calgon! |
I often wonder how much of that they sell here in Birmingham (we have very soft water so it's uttlerly completely pointless...)
As for go comp ads... it's the damn woman moaning about insurance costs that winds me... when they apparently have big detached house & brand new convertible b1tch moan & winge. Yeah right, can't afford insurance. Buy a sensible car then dopey.
I wind MrsK up by reading the small print on ads... (above one has "hardwater areas only" or suchlike for inst). Or the stupidly small sample sizes used in the 8 out of 10 cats prefer it type statements. Or the insurance ads thay tell me they can save me £200 on my car insurance. No they can't. I only paid £180 this year.
We've taken to watching more (ITV stuff) on catchup TV where (remarkably) they edit the ads out 
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rogerthecat
Joined: 03 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: Hadleigh, Suffolk
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DavidBelcher
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 1820
Location: Winchester
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 9:33 am |
Not an advert, but I saw Sting on live afternoon telly the other day. He is just annoying. He was playing folky stuff and now has a large beard, It should be fun and heart warming but it isn't. Am I strange, unnatural dislike of Sting ?
FCN 1
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast. |
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mfin
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 543
Location: on t'internet
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 4:55 pm |
| dmclite wrote: | | Not an advert, but I saw Sting on live afternoon telly the other day. He is just annoying. He was playing folky stuff and now has a large beard, It should be fun and heart warming but it isn't. Am I strange, unnatural dislike of Sting ? |
Thats not strange... Sting is a tosspot who sings in an accent that's not his, that's the bit that annoys me about him most anyway. But for me he still pales into insignificance next to podgy, self-appointed member of music royalty, fat-fingered Elton John with his hissy-fitting fat head and laughable hair (don't like his music much either!).
On another note... one advert I like at the moment is the Haribo ad with the little girl doing the interrogation... bet loads of people put that in their annoying category though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAfOwDyZpzs
SYSTEM TOOLTIP:
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andy162
Joined: 20 Jul 2009
Posts: 187
Location: East Yorkshire.
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Posted Fri Nov 6, 2009 5:33 pm |
| dmclite wrote: | | Not an advert, but I saw Sting on live afternoon telly the other day. He is just annoying. He was playing folky stuff and now has a large beard, It should be fun and heart warming but it isn't. Am I strange, unnatural dislike of Sting ? |
Sting hatred is a natural emotion. Embrace it, it means you are human.
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Cressers
Joined: 15 Nov 2006
Posts: 376
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 9:32 am |
And have you noticed how many programme trailers now have a logo of some kind on them?
Do They really think that people are so suggestable? Sadly the answer must be yes.
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taz3611
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 41
Location: Bury St. Edmunds
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 9:53 am |
'We buy any car.'
Now repeat countless times over annoying soundtrack.
Nuff said.
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scwxx77
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 561
Location: East Ayrshire
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mfin
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 543
Location: on t'internet
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Chip \'oyler
Joined: 03 Nov 2008
Posts: 676
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 12:36 pm |
| Cressers wrote: | And have you noticed how many programme trailers now have a logo of some kind on them?
Do They really think that people are so suggestable? Sadly the answer must be yes. |
The answer IS yes
Whether you're all thinking that you're being rational about advertising - research suggests that you haven't got any control over it.
'The idiots are winning' |
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ozzzyosborn206
Joined: 08 Dec 2008
Posts: 102
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 5:58 pm |
the one advert i connot stand and the channel gets switched whenever if comes on is the vodafone one(think it vodafone anyway) about free texts and the girl says i don't know its mind boggiling thern her mates laughs and says mind boggiling argh i want to punch then in the face
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whyamihereLost
Joined: 05 Apr 2003
Posts: 18260
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 6:42 pm |
Can't remember the company, but it's a tool/building place with a song to the tune of the hokey kokey.
Makes me homicidal.
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dmclite
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 1492
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 8:41 pm |
Any advert for small dog or cat food, ie felix. Fcuking hate cats and seeing tuck into "moist meaty chunks" when I'm eating something, makes me want to barf like a chicken.
FCN 1
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hopper1
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 1160
Location: Norfolk coast.
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 8:51 pm |
Richard 'hamster' Hammond in his Morrisons ads...
Like a pathetic wee tw4t, trying to relive his youth... Long haired poof!
Actually, Hammond in anything, gets my goat.
Not being a gurl, I don't get the cute side!
Best bike
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shouldbeinbed
Joined: 16 Sep 2009
Posts: 285
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 9:08 pm |
| NWLondoner wrote: | | Also that fit bird in the Corsa ads is cute. |
Aye, but do youreally want to go there when she's been gang banged by puppets?
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holmeboy
Joined: 01 Jul 2008
Posts: 228
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Posted Sat Nov 7, 2009 9:16 pm |
No opinion!
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pedylan
Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 541
Location: Yorkshire
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