Commuting General Forum

OT - Gaol
Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
 
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Post new topic   Reply to topic    BikeRadar Forum Index > Commuting > Commuting General
Author Message
Coriander
sarajoy wrote:
How about ghoti/fish then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoti

Smile


My students in Italy used to love that one.

Send private message
PBo
Sewinman wrote:
I would say - 'oi geez (hard g), yooor gan daan mate, doin a bit of bird'.


Is that Kew York-ese?

FCN = 8

[chandler bing] Could I BE any more of a commuter???[/chandler bing]
Send private message
DonDaddyD
Sewinman wrote:
Kew-bridge wot! mofo! Kew-bridge rules and run tings! Tings nah run we! Kew Bridge-wot!



Shocked

Food Chain number = 4

A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights as you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
Send private message
rhext
Greg66 wrote:
Alooo-minum.

Or-reg-no.

Like, totahlee ahhsum pronunciation, dude!.


Got a nasty feeling that Aluminum is the Old English spelling too!

Send private message
Greg66
DonDaddyD wrote:
Sewinman wrote:
Kew-bridge wot! mofo! Kew-bridge rules and run tings! Tings nah run we! Kew Bridge-wot!



Shocked


Why is that man squinting? Has he misplaced his spectacles?

And it's rather rude to do a double "up yours" at a camera, even if it is combined with a "thumbs up". Some people's manners...

FCN Zero. Like ice. Look for the red and black bag disappearing over the horizon

Bike1 Bike2
Send private message
Greg66
rhext wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Alooo-minum.

Or-reg-no.

Like, totahlee ahhsum pronunciation, dude!.


Got a nasty feeling that Aluminum is the Old English spelling too!


Not since 1812: http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=aluminum

FCN Zero. Like ice. Look for the red and black bag disappearing over the horizon

Bike1 Bike2
Send private message
DonDaddyD
Greg66 wrote:
DonDaddyD wrote:
Sewinman wrote:
Kew-bridge wot! mofo! Kew-bridge rules and run tings! Tings nah run we! Kew Bridge-wot!



Shocked


Why is that man squinting? Has he misplaced his spectacles?

And it's rather rude to do a double "up yours" at a camera, even if it is combined with a "thumbs up". Some people's manners...


That's Sewinman in his mispent youth tearing it on the streets of Kew-bridge where he once tagged a wall 'Kew-bridge' in Kew (I think)....

Food Chain number = 4

A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights as you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
Send private message
lost_in_thought
Greg66 wrote:
Alooo-minum.

Or-reg-no.

Like, totahlee ahhsum pronunciation, dude!.


Meeeeer.

I also hate their adoption of such non-words as 'burglarized' (burgled) or 'weaponized' (armed).

FCN 7/1
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
Send private message
rhext
And serves me right for not reading the rest of the thread before posting....

....but big thanks to Sarajoy for the Ghoti link. Been looking for that one for years ever since it was explained to me in University, and I then forgot how to get the 'i'.

Send private message
rhext
And don't get me started on 'visit with', or the wholesale conversion of nouns to verbs!

Send private message
Greg66
lost_in_thought wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Alooo-minum.

Or-reg-no.

Like, totahlee ahhsum pronunciation, dude!.


Meeeeer.

I also hate their adoption of such non-words as 'burglarized' (burgled) or 'weaponized' (armed).


Aye. Like "medaled" (earned a medal). And the verb "apres", being something done post-skiing.

FCN Zero. Like ice. Look for the red and black bag disappearing over the horizon

Bike1 Bike2
Send private message
DonDaddyD
lost_in_thought wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Alooo-minum.

Or-reg-no.

Like, totahlee ahhsum pronunciation, dude!.


Meeeeer.

I also hate their adoption of such non-words as 'burglarized' (burgled) or 'weaponized' (armed).


I'm sure I read in a Mills and Boon once:

"I stood before the bed, my girlfriend drapped across it. She looked onward, wanton and waiting, eagerly, for my weaponized self to burglarize her very existence....."

What? Too much?

Food Chain number = 4

A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights as you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
Send private message
PBo
rhext wrote:
And don't get me started on 'visit with', or the wholesale conversion of nouns to verbs!


...or how about "the most winningest quarterback in history"

no, honestly.....

FCN = 8

[chandler bing] Could I BE any more of a commuter???[/chandler bing]
Send private message
PBo
DonDaddyD wrote:
lost_in_thought wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Alooo-minum.

Or-reg-no.

Like, totahlee ahhsum pronunciation, dude!.


Meeeeer.

I also hate their adoption of such non-words as 'burglarized' (burgled) or 'weaponized' (armed).


I'm sure I read in a Mills and Boon once:

"I stood before the bed, my girlfriend drapped across it. She looked onward, wanton and waiting, eagerly, for my weaponized self to burglarize her very existence....."

What? Too much?


Are you sure about the burglarize?.....not something similar?

FCN = 8

[chandler bing] Could I BE any more of a commuter???[/chandler bing]
Send private message
PBo
DonDaddyD wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
DonDaddyD wrote:
Sewinman wrote:
Kew-bridge wot! mofo! Kew-bridge rules and run tings! Tings nah run we! Kew Bridge-wot!



Shocked


Why is that man squinting? Has he misplaced his spectacles?

And it's rather rude to do a double "up yours" at a camera, even if it is combined with a "thumbs up". Some people's manners...


That's Sewinman in his mispent youth tearing it on the streets of Kew-bridge where he once tagged a wall 'Kew-bridge' in Kew (I think)....


No, no -he tagged the station Kew York!!

FCN = 8

[chandler bing] Could I BE any more of a commuter???[/chandler bing]
Send private message
Big Wib
DonDaddyD wrote:
lost_in_thought wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Alooo-minum.

Or-reg-no.

Like, totahlee ahhsum pronunciation, dude!.


Meeeeer.

I also hate their adoption of such non-words as 'burglarized' (burgled) or 'weaponized' (armed).


I'm sure I read in a Mills and Boon once:

"I stood before the bed, my girlfriend drapped across it. She looked onward, wanton and waiting, eagerly, for my weaponized self to burglarize her very existence....."

What? Too much?


I don't know why, but DDD & Mills and Boon is not a combination I can easily see Smile

Send private message
The Hundredth Idiot
There're certain types in the UK (clue: find the Watford Gap on a map, then look south from there) who have an even more irritating pronounciation of certain words than the Yanks. C'mon, guys, it's "grass" not "graarse", "bath" not "baarth". And my (southern softie) mother-in-law has the audacity to take the mickey out of my accent ... Confused Frankly, if she heard some of the people I grew up with say "book", "cook", and even "water" she would struggle to recognise it as English at all. Regularise the spelling of them!

(Oh, yeah - back on topic: "yog-hurt" or "yo-gurt"; "herbs" or "'erbs"; "vit-a-mins" or "vi-ta-mins"; "nu-clear" or "nu-cu-lar"?)

Never be tempted to race against a Brompton. If you do, there are only two outcomes. Of these, by far the better is that you now have the scalp of a clown bike.

And next time you might meet the infamous "girl on a pink Brompton". Shocked
Send private message
lost_in_thought
The Hundredth Idiot wrote:
There're certain types in the UK (clue: find the Watford Gap on a map, then look south from there) who have an even more irritating pronounciation of certain words than the Yanks. C'mon, guys, it's "grass" not "graarse", "bath" not "baarth". And my (southern softie) mother-in-law has the audacity to take the mickey out of my accent ... Confused Frankly, if she heard some of the people I grew up with say "book", "cook", and even "water" she would struggle to recognise it as English at all. Regularise the spelling of them!

(Oh, yeah - back on topic: "yog-hurt" or "yo-gurt"; "herbs" or "'erbs"; "vit-a-mins" or "vi-ta-mins"; "nu-clear" or "nu-cu-lar"?)


Well, if you're from the North, frankly, you ought to expect it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn3_bYcAnWI

I mean really.

FCN 7/1
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
Send private message
jimmypippa
Kieran_Burns wrote:
The one that drives me nuts is: "He was hung"

NO!!!

It is "He was HANGED"


muttermuttermutter


Unless you are referring to Il Duce.

Send private message
shouldbeinbed
Kieran_Burns wrote:
The one that drives me nuts is: "He was hung"

NO!!!

It is "He was HANGED"


muttermuttermutter


Aye but lob the cadaver in a Gibbet afterwards and he'll have been hanged then hung.

It all went downhill when they stopped referring to it as Penal Servitude.

FCN 7 & 9
Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    BikeRadar Forum Index > Commuting > Commuting General All times are GMT
Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Page 3 of 4

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
BikeRadar topic RSS feed 



Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group