The Receptionist....

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The Receptionist....

Postby hambones » Wed Mar 16, 2011 23:37 pm

I am drunk as I type this!

As requested :)
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Postby davis » Wed Mar 16, 2011 23:41 pm

Step away from the keyboard, fella.
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Postby EKE_38BPM » Wed Mar 16, 2011 23:45 pm

Time for bed I think...

...but tell us more when you are sober and make a bit more sense!
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Postby hambones » Wed Mar 16, 2011 23:46 pm

:-) I thought I was very lucid!
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Re: The Receptionist....

Postby thelawnet » Wed Mar 16, 2011 23:50 pm

hambones wrote: This other turned out to be a guy I had agreed to ride with this Easter undertaking Lejog.

Any further details - please ask :)


Does he ride Shimano or SRAM?

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Postby hambones » Wed Mar 16, 2011 23:51 pm

Shimano - he got his first road bike 2 weeks ago
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Postby Wrath Rob » Thu Mar 17, 2011 00:11 am

I wonder how quickly you'll delete this in the morning?
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Postby thelawnet » Thu Mar 17, 2011 00:17 am

hambones wrote:Shimano - he got his first road bike 2 weeks ago


that's why he's not got any stamina. Needs more training.

Does he do a full session on Sundays, and after work as well?

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Postby DonDaddyD » Thu Mar 17, 2011 03:39 am

There is much I don't understand about the World.

OK, let me unpack this:

You have a thing for the receptionist. - Cool

She had a thing for you and another dude. - Personally I value myself too much to be a mere choice of fancy but stil...

You're both bald. - MMmmokay

She was having an affair with the other guy behind the back of her husband. - At this point I'd just stay clear of this chick.

You started boshing her too. - That's kinda naaasty. Sloppy seconds. Also that you're willing to participate in an affiar brings your moral compass into question. But ho-hum I'm not one to judge.

The other guy was better in bed (Wham Bam) than you - Why or how you can admit this is beyond my Alpha comprehension

She "cheated" or slept with someone else while trying to commit to you. - And this surprises you? If she was prepared to have an affair behind the back of her husband, why did you think you'd be any different?

You've cooled things off with her. - Lucky escape in my opinion
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Re: The Receptionist....

Postby Kieran_Burns » Thu Mar 17, 2011 07:57 am

hambones wrote:I am drunk as I type this!

Before Christmas there was a thread about inappropriate works do's - although to be fair it may have been on another forum! At the time I posted that the work receptionist may have had a thing for me and she was my reserve.

As it transpires she had a thing for me and one other at work - we both shared the trait of baldness which worked for her! This other turned out to be a guy I had agreed to ride with this Easter undertaking Lejog. It was quickly established that she was having an affair with him on account of abusive behaviour by her husband. Not wanting to miss out on a clear opportunity, I too engaged in an affair with her!

Almost inevitably, my superior performance/prowess/physique took it's toll - I became her God! However, where I was all about stamina, endurance, quality - my Lejog buddy was more about Wham bam quantity! She began to fall in love with me - a game I have often played having been named on 2 previous divorce petitions!

An amazing weekend followed - 12 hours of passion...

She was going to end it with the other on Wednesday just gone...

I will confess - she saw him on the Tuesday for a meaningless shag...

I have broken her heart as a consequence... such is life

Any further details - please ask :)



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Postby flicksta » Thu Mar 17, 2011 09:29 am

Can't wait to see the helmet cam footage.

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Postby UndercoverElephant » Thu Mar 17, 2011 09:32 am

flicksta wrote:Can't wait to see the helmet cam footage.


**Shudder**

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Postby mudcow007 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 09:45 am

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Postby Clever Pun » Thu Mar 17, 2011 09:50 am

UndercoverElephant wrote:
flicksta wrote:Can't wait to see the helmet cam footage.


**Shudder**

hur hur helmet

more interesting than watching some chump rlj...maybe
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Postby Jonny_Trousers » Thu Mar 17, 2011 09:54 am

Ha! And I thought I'd written some stupid posts when drunk.

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Postby Sewinman » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:13 am

:shock: I hope you bagged up.

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Postby ThatBikeGuy » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:26 am

Ha oh dear...

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Postby Ginjafro » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:28 am

I think you will all require an STI test !
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Postby King Donut » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:28 am

Where do you work?

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Postby Mark Elvin » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:33 am

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