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Something Funny Happened Today..

Postby Cleat Eastwood » Tue Jun 19, 2012 16:59 pm

Yes honestly, you wont believe this. There I was at the lights - i'd adopted primary, and I was by the ASL when this....idiot came whizzing past me... i mean right good morning, or how are you today...just straight through the red light. Anyway funny thing was he didn't see the artic coming from the left - haha took his head clean orf. That'll teach him i thought to myself and peddled on regardless.

Anyone else got any funny commuting stories.?
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Re: Something Funny Happened Today..

Postby nevman » Tue Jun 19, 2012 17:06 pm

Was he wearing a helmet-bet he wasnt.?
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Re: Something Funny Happened Today..

Postby ddraver » Tue Jun 19, 2012 17:21 pm

I want to see the video from your helmet cam!!
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Re: Something Funny Happened Today..

Postby Yossie » Tue Jun 19, 2012 17:30 pm

I was weaving in and out of the traffic earlier on the way home - my computer said 77mph, so I was taking it easy as I had had a bad day - and this, well, fool is the only word I can think of, came past in a blur of single speed 20,000 rpm cadence fakenger deep carbon rim track bike on the road stupid little coth cap 3/4 length trousers style. Obviously hadn't earned his communting stripes and was all jack the lad no substance Rapha this & Rapha that.

So I got out my gun and shot him in the base of the spine.

That'll fekkin' learn him.
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Re: Something Funny Happened Today..

Postby Gizmodo » Tue Jun 19, 2012 17:32 pm

ddraver wrote:I want to see the video from your helmet cam!!

You really don't want to see anything from Cleat's helmet. :wink:

I bet he had head phones in listening to one of those iSpud thingies.

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Re: Something Funny Happened Today..

Postby Stone Glider » Tue Jun 19, 2012 20:55 pm

I hope you picked up the bottle of chain lube that fell out of his pocket as the headless torso hit the tarmac. That will be useful, if it is the right brand.
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