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Celebrity Televison shows.

Postby SmoggySteve » Thu Jan 31, 2013 22:31 pm

Since TV producers seem to want to make celebrity this and celebrity that, why don't we get them to produce a show that everyone can enjoy? I was thinking something that mixes celebs with sports a la celebrity diving.

Then I thought "Newsreader Bikini Mudwrestling". Suzanna Reid Vs Charlotte Hawkins in the final.

Any other TV shows that they should make?

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Postby finchy » Thu Jan 31, 2013 22:55 pm

Celebrity Anaconda Wrestling.

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Postby upperoilcan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 09:02 am

Since these shows are really only for has been's or Z listers,

I would like to see Celebrity Russian Roulette.
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Postby ben@31 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:19 am

I hate the word celebrity. Them trying to sound important, when in reality they are no better than anyone else. Half of them I've no idea what they have ever achieved? What's Paris Hilton or Jordan ever done?

It was a sad day when I read in some newspaper that some school girls don't aspire to be an engineer, scientist or doctor but a football players wife.

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Postby jordan_217 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:28 am

ben@31 wrote: What's Paris Hilton or Jordan ever done?


Hey, I've done a fair bit in my time :wink:
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Postby seanoconn » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:36 am

Speaking of Splash (ITV1 Saturday night ) Linda Barker looks pretty bloody hot in a bikini for a 51 year old!

I'm guessing she has lots of spare time to go to the gym these days but still.
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Postby CambsNewbie » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:37 am

I'd like to see Celebrity Nuclear Weapons Testing where all these nobody so-called 'celebrities' are placed in an underground nuclear weapons test site, a device is set off and we see who survives amongst the cockroaches..

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Postby Crescent » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:38 pm

Without a doubt, celebrity deathmatch. Imagine, Bono v Piers Morgan!! I know they probably qualify as genuine clebrities, but still?
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Postby crumbschief » Fri Feb 01, 2013 18:51 pm

I thought Splash followed by Brooker's Weekly Wipe was going to be something good to sit down for,but no.

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Postby Pinno » Fri Feb 01, 2013 20:12 pm

Celebrity diving would be fine if the target area was a cup of water...

Celebrity 'get me out of here' would be good too if they were put into the middle of war torn Sudan and told to make their way home through the Sahara...

Celebrity Big Brother would be watchable if they infested the house with scorpions, cockroaches, venemous snakes and a crocodile in the Jakuzzi...

Celebrity 'who wants to be a millionaire' would have me watching it if they wired the contestants up to the mains and when they got a question wrong...

There's just no imagination in modern programme making.
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Postby Peddle Up! » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:25 pm

Then I thought "Newsreader Mudwrestling".

Fixed that for you. :lol:
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Postby CambsNewbie » Sat Feb 02, 2013 16:52 pm

I have always thought in singing tv shows (x factor, the voice etc) when the presenter says "Next, singing for survival it's...." it should mean just that!

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Postby ben@31 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 18:34 pm

I hardly ever watch these shows but it amuses me when they have to write the name and occupation of the so called celebrity on the screen.

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Postby thegreatdivide » Sat Feb 02, 2013 19:47 pm

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