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Postby willhub » Tue Oct 30, 2012 19:32 pm

It's depressing.

The girls that seem nice from their descriptions are usually on their large side.

The nice looking girls are either loud mouthed party animals that like to get thrashed or want super models are BF's

A mere mortal like me has no chance.

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Re: POF

Postby pastey_boy » Tue Oct 30, 2012 20:03 pm

And 100% of them have issues, stay well away.
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Re: POF

Postby willhub » Tue Oct 30, 2012 20:11 pm

Are all online sites the same? Are any actually ok?

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Re: POF

Postby MattC59 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 20:35 pm

Get yourself onhttp://www.adultfriendfinder.com instead then.

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Re: POF

Postby willhub » Tue Oct 30, 2012 20:44 pm

NO WAY MAN LOL!

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Re: POF

Postby pastey_boy » Tue Oct 30, 2012 20:59 pm

If you want to seed a single mum then jump on the web, if you want a lasting relationship then find someone in the real world like people did before the internet.
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Re: POF

Postby Frank the tank » Wed Oct 31, 2012 05:34 am

pastey_boy wrote:If you want to seed a single mum then jump on the web, if you want a lasting relationship then find someone in the real world like people did before the internet.


+1

But you have to be prepared to do the walk of shame when you get the knock back.

So Will, MTFU and get stuck in fella.
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Re: POF

Postby Peat » Wed Oct 31, 2012 07:41 am

pastey_boy wrote:And 100% of them have issues, stay well away.


Correct.

I went on a few dates a year or so ago through that site and it was .......... 'interesting'.

My 'favourite' was one where her pictures where clearly from when she was 17/18 (it became clear when i met her......she looked like she had seen alot of life in the subsequent 8 years. Or just never slept). There was no physical attraction and after 45 mins of chatting, i realised that we had almost nothing in common so i made my excuses and left.

The next day she asked by message if i wanted to meet again, which i politely declined. That then led to a bombardment of really vile and vicious messages calling me every name under the sun and making written assumptions about my mother's sexual preferences. Charming.

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Re: POF

Postby Herb71 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 07:51 am

willhub wrote:It's depressing.

The girls that seem nice from their descriptions are usually on their large side.

The nice looking girls are either loud mouthed party animals that like to get thrashed or want super models are BF's

A mere mortal like me has no chance.


Go for one of the nice ones, if she is on the larger size buy her a bike. Problem solved, something in common and a nice thin girlfriend about 18 months from now.

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Re: POF

Postby GiantMike » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:42 am

Herb71 wrote:
willhub wrote:It's depressing.

The girls that seem nice from their descriptions are usually on their large side.

The nice looking girls are either loud mouthed party animals that like to get thrashed or want super models are BF's

A mere mortal like me has no chance.


Go for one of the nice ones, if she is on the larger size buy her a bike. Problem solved, something in common and a nice thin girlfriend about 18 months from now.


At which point she'd dump Will and move up the food chain?
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Re: POF

Postby GiantMike » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:47 am

Why not post in the Communters' section? There must be somebody that has a nice friend that isn't a mentalist.

Will, 26, GSOH and thighs of steel, WLTM slim, gorgeous but mentally stable woman in the London area for fun and frollicks, possibly leading to stalking and an injunction order. Non-smoker preferred.
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Re: POF

Postby willhub » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:51 am

I'm 23, and what does GSOH and WLTM mean?

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Re: POF

Postby disgruntledgoat » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:06 am

The unbalanced ones generally have short term advantages for the unscrupulous gentleman.
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Re: POF

Postby daviesee » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:11 pm

willhub wrote:I'm 23, and what does GSOH and WLTM mean?

GSOH - Laugh at anything as long as you ply her with alcohol.
WLTM - Up for it.
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.

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Re: POF

Postby willhub » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:26 pm

Fekin hell this is depressing, off for a bike ride, at least my bike appreciates me.

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Re: POF

Postby BigJimmyB » Wed Oct 31, 2012 13:01 pm

Good Sense Of Humour
Would Like To Meet

And your bike thinks you're a cnut!

Seriously, my mate had a 1 % rule. Approach 100 women you like the look of and if 1% works out, that's your keeper.

That said he's still single and living with his mum at 41!

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Re: POF

Postby willhub » Wed Oct 31, 2012 13:11 pm

I don't have a good sense of humour, well maybe it's improve a bit from my early days,

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Re: POF

Postby AchillesLeftKnee » Wed Oct 31, 2012 13:27 pm

willhub wrote:I'm 23, and what does GSOH and WLTM mean?

Got Some Old Hubs, and Wears Lycra To MacDonalds.
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Re: POF

Postby giant man » Wed Oct 31, 2012 14:10 pm

That's ok willhub you just leave the plumper ones (within reason) to me, I'll soon get thru em! ha ha! I used to date girls on PoF, I do know what you mean, all good fun tho
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Re: POF

Postby ben@31 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 14:31 pm

I met a girl a few weeks ago.

It turned out that the one photo she chose to send me was taken on a really good day, from a flattering angle, with the optimum amount of light. Or she's good at using photoshop.


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