Dob in a doper aka UCI Doping hotline

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Richmond Racer
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Dob in a doper aka UCI Doping hotline

Postby Richmond Racer » Tue Nov 13, 2012 16:54 pm

no one posted this yet so...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-to- ... for-riders


That nasty doubting Frankie Andreu is sceptical. Well, when I say sceptical... 'I think it's a sh7t idea'
:lol:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/andreu- ... ng-hotline

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Above The Cows
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Re: Dob in a doper aka UCI Doping hotline

Postby Above The Cows » Tue Nov 13, 2012 17:57 pm

Yes because just like the UK government's 'shop a benefit cheat' hotline people never use it to grass up people they don't like. :wink:

I can just see it:

Sometime in early March 2013...

Ring, ring, ring, ring...

"Hallo, I callet you to lest you no that Tom has been tacking moar than just coke a cola this time."

(With apologies to Cancellara :oops: )
Correlation is not causation.

"He's not the new Merckx, he's just a very talented cyclist!"

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Salsiccia1
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Re: Dob in a doper aka UCI Doping hotline

Postby Salsiccia1 » Thu Nov 15, 2012 16:50 pm

As usual an irreverent take on it by NY Velocity

http://nyvelocity.com/toto
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thegibdog
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Re: Dob in a doper aka UCI Doping hotline

Postby thegibdog » Thu Nov 15, 2012 21:54 pm

Liked Hutch's tweets about this:

@Doctor_Hutch wrote:UCI doping hotline: 'If amphetamine abuse is making you feel jittery, press 1 repeatedly.'

@Doctor_Hutch wrote:UCI dope hotline: 'If human growth hormone has given you hands like breadboards, press buttons 1 to 9 simultaneously.'


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