Judge Roberti:"Riders take it up the butt," drugs that is.

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Judge Roberti:"Riders take it up the butt," drugs that is.

Postby jerry3571 » Sun Dec 30, 2012 20:31 pm

Roberti revealed his own passion for cycling, saying he has ridden numerous Gran Fondo events, where he has seen riders use cortisone suppositories as they line-up for the start.

I'm sorry to say that I find it hard to beleive that this guy has lined up for a Grand Fondo and watched men drop their shorts, bend over and take it like a bad boy-

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This is the article (below) which says more of the same from our Professional two wheeled drug addicts-

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/italian ... in-cycling

Jerry

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Re: Judge Roberti:"Riders take it up the butt," drugs that i

Postby ALIHISGREAT » Sun Dec 30, 2012 20:43 pm

Wikipedia says you can get urethral suppositories that increase performance.. not on the bike though! :shock:

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Postby Rick Chasey » Sun Dec 30, 2012 23:19 pm

Suppositories are a pretty standard way to deliver drugs on the continent > especially in France.

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Postby jerry3571 » Sun Dec 30, 2012 23:47 pm

Asides from the main point that the Dope Testers are so far behind the curve; the picture in the mind of riders bending over at the Start Line made me laugh.

Judge Roberti seems to confirm the fight against doping is a long way from victory; more of the same to come. :?

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Re: Judge Roberti:"Riders take it up the butt," drugs that i

Postby Bakunin » Mon Dec 31, 2012 00:55 am

Rick Chasey wrote:Suppositories are a pretty standard way to deliver drugs on the continent > especially in France.


This was a classic line -- almost fell off the chair with that one.

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Postby TheBigBean » Mon Dec 31, 2012 04:38 am

Sounds like there is a whole lot of new drugs out there. The only hope is if a test can be developed quickly which catches a lot of people.

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Postby Rick Chasey » Mon Dec 31, 2012 17:08 pm

Bakunin wrote:
Rick Chasey wrote:Suppositories are a pretty standard way to deliver drugs on the continent > especially in France.


This was a classic line -- almost fell off the chair with that one.


Pfft. You English and your toilet humour.

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Postby mfin » Mon Dec 31, 2012 17:23 pm

Rick Chasey wrote:Suppositories are a pretty standard way to deliver drugs on the continent > especially in France.


You're right with some of their medical practices, don't know if they've changed but they'd take your temperature with a thermometer up the jacksy.
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Postby jerry3571 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 18:32 pm

mfin wrote:
Rick Chasey wrote:Suppositories are a pretty standard way to deliver drugs on the continent > especially in France.


You're right with some of their medical practices, don't know if they've changed but they'd take your temperature with a thermometer up the jacksy.



I think your pushing it now. :lol:

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Postby Rodrego Hernandez » Tue Jan 01, 2013 19:08 pm

There's old video of an English pro doing one thing interesting with his hands down his shorts, I'll have to see if its on YouTube yet.

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Postby mfin » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:34 am

Rodrego Hernandez wrote:There's old video of an English pro doing one thing interesting with his hands down his shorts, I'll have to see if its on YouTube yet.


Caffeine Suppositories, ...on the Continent they've always had proper Coffee, over here there was a time where you might as well have shoved it up your...
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Postby jerry3571 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 13:27 pm

"One lump or two, sir??" :lol:

Feel a bit sick now.

Jerry


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