Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

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Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby TailWindHome » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:49 am

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby pomtarr » Sun Jan 20, 2013 15:11 pm

Seen in a Sydney library (via: http://www.lfgss.com/post3360791-4087.html):

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby skylla » Sun Jan 20, 2013 15:39 pm

Q: What's the secret of Lance Armstrong's success?











A: staying positive.
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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby skylla » Sun Jan 20, 2013 15:45 pm

Q: What's american for 'maillots jaune'?





A: Mellow Johnny's

Apologies. This joke needs some serious work. But then again, it's not mine, is it, LA?

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby skylla » Sun Jan 20, 2013 15:48 pm

Ok, next:

"I called you crazy,I called you a b-itch, I called you all these things, but I never called you fat!"

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby skylla » Sun Jan 20, 2013 15:50 pm

"I absolutely did not dope after my return in 2005"

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby skylla » Sun Jan 20, 2013 15:52 pm

"I viewed Dr. Michele Ferrari as a good man and I still do. [..] He’s a friend, a great person."

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby ddraver » Sun Jan 20, 2013 16:21 pm

RT @Uk_Sniper1: “Lance Armstrong should be applauded for riding a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once, hit a dog and fell into a canal”

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Guess if Lance needs tissues on Oprah, we can bet Paul Kimmage will be needing them for other reasons, huh?
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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby outsider78 » Sun Jan 20, 2013 18:05 pm

Guys you've been watching the wrong programme, he's been denying everything!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... UKZD6eqgo#!

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Re: Lance Armstrong Joke Thread

Postby zakstory » Sun Jan 20, 2013 19:10 pm

outsider78 wrote:Guys you've been watching the wrong programme, he's been denying everything!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... UKZD6eqgo#!


Not going to lie, that made my day. Thank you


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