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Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby secretsqizz » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:38 pm

I'll kick off with fitness instructors.. I mean they do mean well most of them, bless... but as dumb as the bells they use.
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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby pastey_boy » Wed Jan 16, 2013 13:30 pm

secretsqizz wrote:I'll kick off with fitness instructors.. I mean they do mean well most of them, bless... but as dumb as the bells they use.

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby gllewellyn » Wed Jan 16, 2013 13:31 pm

Recruitment agents, Estate agents...

Maybe all jobs ending in "Agent"? Secret Agent perhaps?

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby y33stu » Wed Jan 16, 2013 13:38 pm

Car salesmen - the one's I worked with anyways.
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Postby GiantMike » Wed Jan 16, 2013 13:41 pm

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby FocusZing » Wed Jan 16, 2013 14:52 pm

I love being thick it makes life so much more bearable.

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Postby NapoleonD » Wed Jan 16, 2013 14:53 pm

FocusZing wrote:I love being thick it makes life so much more bearable.


This

My clever mate got a job in the Tesco press office. He's having a bit of a mare.
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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby FocusZing » Wed Jan 16, 2013 15:01 pm

NapoleonD wrote:
FocusZing wrote:I love being thick it makes life so much more bearable.


This

My clever mate got a job in the Tesco press office. He's having a bit of a mare.


I bet it's a great job, they probably horse around all day.

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Postby upperoilcan » Wed Jan 16, 2013 15:35 pm

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby thegreatdivide » Wed Jan 16, 2013 16:00 pm

FocusZing wrote:
NapoleonD wrote:
FocusZing wrote:I love being thick it makes life so much more bearable.


This

My clever mate got a job in the Tesco press office. He's having a bit of a mare.


I bet it's a great job, they probably horse around all day.


I bet it’s not a stable job. If he fuxks up this news story he won’t be in the job furlong.
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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby Rob Somerset » Wed Jan 16, 2013 16:29 pm

MP's. To join this elite band you have to be wealthy and thick.

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Postby Cornerblock » Wed Jan 16, 2013 17:07 pm

thegreatdivide wrote:
FocusZing wrote:
NapoleonD wrote:
FocusZing wrote:I love being thick it makes life so much more bearable.


This

My clever mate got a job in the Tesco press office. He's having a bit of a mare.


I bet it's a great job, they probably horse around all day.


I bet it’s not a stable job. If he fuxks up this news story he won’t be in the job furlong.


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Postby essexeagle » Wed Jan 16, 2013 17:49 pm

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby tiredofwhiners » Wed Jan 16, 2013 18:58 pm

Its funny how most of these 'thickos' are earning much more than you lot :)

What does it make the rest of you then ? ;)

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby verylonglegs » Wed Jan 16, 2013 19:06 pm

This thread was satisfied as soon as Estate Agents were named.


tiredofwhiners wrote:Its funny how most of these 'thickos' are earning much more than you lot :)

What does it make the rest of you then ? ;)


You must be fishing to suggest earnings and intelligence are directly linked. No-one is that much of thicko..are they?

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby Kerguelen » Wed Jan 16, 2013 20:58 pm

secretsqizz wrote:I'll kick off with fitness instructors.. I mean they do mean well most of them, bless... but as dumb as the bells they use.


Thick people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to know that they've lost.

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby skid4.5 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 21:44 pm

Window cleaners gotta be the thickest lot . Why u ask ?? Because I am one . Post ended.

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby Leemerlin » Thu Jan 17, 2013 01:29 am

Jet propulsion engineers......
I mean, it's not exactly rocket science, is it....

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby pliptrot » Thu Jan 17, 2013 08:08 am

tiredofwhiners wrote:Its funny how most of these 'thickos' are earning much more than you lot

What does it make the rest of you then ?


Depressing to imagine that remuneration is the only thing of importance. There is no link between meritocracy and financial reward. Stupidity exists everywhere in a way that is alarming. Just look at the current Government for perfect examples of rent-seeking idiots in powerful positions. Thick people progress because they are normally unencumbered with personal failings such as consideration, perspective and modesty, and are untroubled by their disinterest in facts, truth and the opinions of others. In this way they make sweeping statements of fact which are anything but. Like the quote posted at the start of this reply.

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Re: Jobs that attract the thickoes

Postby JoeNobody » Thu Jan 17, 2013 08:51 am

pliptrot wrote:...they make sweeping statements of fact which are anything but. Like the quote posted at the start of this reply.

Well said :)


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