Horse in Findus food

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Horse in Findus food

Postby finchy » Fri Feb 08, 2013 17:58 pm

I was absolutely gobsmacked to see that Findus products contained horse rather than beef. I'd always assumed it was dog.

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby MattC59 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 18:20 pm

Exactly, if you're going to spend £1.60 on a 360g lasagne, you should think yourself lucky that its got horse in it !
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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby Cleat Eastwood » Fri Feb 08, 2013 18:29 pm

I nearly got ripped off buying cheese - someone had tried to mask a pony. :lol:
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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby mega9 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 20:54 pm

cheap food will always be high in Shergar

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby arran77 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 21:44 pm

Sounds like a load of old pony to me :lol:
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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby Gizmodo » Fri Feb 08, 2013 21:50 pm

Lance Armstrong is now backtracking very quickly. Now he claims he never intentionally took horse steroids, he ate a Findus Lasagne.

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby Cornerblock » Fri Feb 08, 2013 22:15 pm

Shocking. What next? No crisps in their pancakes?

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby nevman » Fri Feb 08, 2013 22:32 pm

Or pans?
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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby ben@31 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 22:57 pm

nevman wrote:Or pans?


Funnily enough yes, I do have pan in my dinner!!! I've just made myself some stir fry and I found little flakes of teflon in it. Tomorrow I'll let you know if I'm still alive.

As for horse in Findus food, it wont harm you so as long as it tastes nice why is it a problem?

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby Gizmodo » Sat Feb 09, 2013 07:52 am

ben@31 wrote:
nevman wrote:Or pans?


Funnily enough yes, I do have pan in my dinner!!! I've just made myself some stir fry and I found little flakes of teflon in it. Tomorrow I'll let you know if I'm still alive.

As for horse in Findus food, it wont harm you so as long as it tastes nice why is it a problem?

2 reasons. Firstly the drugs that vets are allowed to give to animals destined for human consumption are tightly controlled, where they are not for other animals. So what's to say that one of those horses wasn't given some seriously strong sedative or other drug just before being minced and added to pasta?

Secondly if you buy a "Beef Lasagna" you expect it to contain - let me think - beef. Had I bought a "Horse Lasagna" then I wouldn't complain. If you buy a petrol car and find it has a Diesel engine would you not complain?

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby Frank the tank » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:19 am

B&Q have been dragged into the scandal.

Appearently some of their floor coverings have LAMB IN IT .

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby SmoggySteve » Sat Feb 09, 2013 14:50 pm

Can I get cowradish to go with my roast horse?

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby Cleat Eastwood » Sat Feb 09, 2013 17:44 pm

CB has never complained about my baloney pony. :lol:
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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby SmoggySteve » Sat Feb 09, 2013 18:03 pm

Gonna be a brave man that buys Walls Beef sausages.

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Re: Horse in Findus food

Postby jimothy78 » Sat Feb 09, 2013 18:38 pm

It occured to me earlier that LASAGNE is an anagram of NAG SALE.

After that it didn't take me long to work out that:

FINDUS CRISPY PANCAKE = U SPY CRAP, DICK, FANNIES


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