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bumholes

Postby Vesterberg » Fri May 10, 2013 21:51 pm

everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??

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Re: bumholes

Postby Cleat Eastwood » Fri May 10, 2013 22:20 pm

they make good mods :mrgreen:
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Re: bumholes

Postby tim wand » Fri May 10, 2013 22:27 pm

They give me something to differentiate from my elbow when I' m confused.

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Re: bumholes

Postby Stevo 666 » Fri May 10, 2013 23:02 pm

Cleat Eastwood wrote:they make good mods :mrgreen:

I can't think who you might be referring to :lol:
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Re: bumholes

Postby wombly knees » Sat May 11, 2013 05:34 am

A biological bowling machine

Vesterberg- is your avatar the HMHB album?

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Re: bumholes

Postby pdstsp » Sat May 11, 2013 08:58 am

They are for owls to pleasure themselves in.

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Re: bumholes

Postby jawooga » Sat May 11, 2013 10:07 am

I don't understand floaters. Someone at work leaves them frequently - there is no residual paper left, no disintegration of stool. It's as if no wiping or flushing has occurred at all. Then you have to make sure nobody sees you leaving that cubicle.

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Re: bumholes

Postby Davdandy » Sat May 11, 2013 10:10 am

Bumholes are for parking your bike.jeesh,i thought everyone knew that. :roll:
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Re: bumholes

Postby tim wand » Sat May 11, 2013 10:12 am

jawooga wrote:I don't understand floaters. Someone at work leaves them frequently - there is no residual paper left, no disintegration of stool. It's as if no wiping or flushing has occurred at all. Then you have to make sure nobody sees you leaving that cubicle.



Do you work with Owls? They're right buggers for it. Its the 360 degree vision they think they can get away with it.

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Re: bumholes

Postby jawooga » Sat May 11, 2013 10:15 am

jawooga wrote:I don't understand floaters. Someone at work leaves them frequently - there is no residual paper left, no disintegration of stool. It's as if no wiping or flushing has occurred at all. Then you have to make sure nobody sees you leaving that cubicle.


tim wand wrote:Do you work with Owls? They're right buggers for it. Its the 360 degree vision they think they can get away with it.


Yes I do! My money had been on Chris Packham, but come to think of it they are crafty buggers.

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Re: bumholes

Postby plowmar » Sat May 11, 2013 12:04 pm

sciency bit :- floaters have more fat in them than sinkers and if more than just occasional see doc.

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Re: bumholes

Postby Pinno » Sat May 11, 2013 12:50 pm

plowmar wrote:sciency bit :- floaters have more fat in them than sinkers and if more than just occasional see doc.


There is also a link with aspergers and gluten intollerance in some rare cases. Those intollerant to gluten make floaters. That might give you a pointer...
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Re: bumholes

Postby upperoilcan » Mon May 13, 2013 08:43 am

Vesterberg wrote:everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??



Pose this question to Elton John.
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Re: bumholes

Postby Frank the tank » Mon May 13, 2013 16:56 pm

upperoilcan wrote:
Vesterberg wrote:everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??



Pose this question to Elton John.

Or Michelle Thorne.
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Re: bumholes

Postby Ballysmate » Mon May 13, 2013 17:46 pm

Now I understand the 'Tail end Charlie' tag, Frank.

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Re: bumholes

Postby Frank the tank » Mon May 13, 2013 18:18 pm

Ballysmate wrote:Now I understand the 'Tail end Charlie' tag, Frank.

Well, that wasn't what i quite had in mind. :lol:
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Re: bumholes

Postby AchillesLeftKnee » Mon May 13, 2013 18:19 pm

upperoilcan wrote:
Vesterberg wrote:everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??

Pose this question to Elton John.

A key ingredient (along with a kilo of beetroot consumed earlier, plus a match) for a rather dramatic personal special effect to accompany performances of Rocket Man?
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Re: bumholes

Postby Ballysmate » Mon May 13, 2013 19:33 pm

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by Cleat Eastwood » Sat May 04, 2013 9:50 pm
Bugger me.


Cleat seems to know what his is for! :lol:


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