I think I may have a tapeworm

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I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby msmancunia » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:03 pm

Anyone else eating stupid amounts of food that don't necessarily correlate to the amount of cycling?

Last night - large plate of lasagne and two glasses of wine with current gentleman caller (yep, so far so good)

Had chocolate muesli for breakfast, then a banana and a tracker when I got to work, then I couldn't wait any longer and ate a chicken sandwich and an apple by half nine, and I've just had to go to Asda across the road and get another sandwich, a bag of crisps and um, two Wispas. And I'm still not full. I'm not even doing riding at weekends at the moment due to work things - UCI election, AGM prep, D-I-flipping-Y etc.

I feel like something is making me fatten up for winter and I don't like it. But if it's a tapeworm I might keep it - I wasn't allowed pets when I was a kid.
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby Asprilla » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:09 pm

Winter. Nature is getting you ready for hibernation.

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby Sketchley » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:12 pm

New gentleman caller, are you getting more "exercise" than normal?
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby rubertoe » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:16 pm

Sketchley wrote:New gentleman caller, are you getting more "exercise" than normal?


"Snigger".
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby menthel » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:22 pm

Sketchley wrote:New gentleman caller, are you getting more "exercise" than normal?


That can lead to another kind of parasite you know... ;)
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby Veronese68 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:25 pm

msmancunia wrote:...with current gentleman caller (yep, so far so good)
...I'm not even doing riding at weekends at the moment ...

Pay attention you lot. :roll:

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby davis » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:29 pm

There's something about the phrase "current" gentleman caller...

Reminds me of my father, who still introduces my mother as his "first wife".
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby fat_tail » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:30 pm

Asprilla wrote:Winter. Nature is getting you ready for hibernation.


its only September !
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby Calpol » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:45 pm

Eating for two?
Thats a serious amount of food/ calories. I would estimate that in the last 24 hours you are close to 3000 calories which would seem a lot for a woman. Of course it all depends on your own size and metabolism and activity levels but if you keep on like that you may find that the gentleman calls less often.

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby Asprilla » Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:48 pm

fat_tail wrote:
Asprilla wrote:Winter. Nature is getting you ready for hibernation.


its only September !


You don't wait until winter to prepare for hibernation, you do it during the harvest season. Now we are in September, you should see my plums.

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby TGOTB » Tue Sep 24, 2013 13:08 pm

msmancunia wrote:current gentleman caller (yep, so far so good)

Calpol wrote:Eating for two?

Nail. Head. Hit.
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby rjsterry » Tue Sep 24, 2013 13:14 pm

We have that table, in yellow #brightlycolouredplastichell

That is a nice bowl of plums, though. Our harvest has been rather mediocre this year. Toms were a dead loss; one cucumber and two miniature courgettes. Loads of spuds and cherries earlier in the year.
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby hegyestomi » Tue Sep 24, 2013 13:40 pm

So it seems to me that your date a few month's back worked out well...
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby suzyb » Tue Sep 24, 2013 13:43 pm

You call that a stupid amount of food...lightweight :roll:

It could be the opposite of eating for two. That causes me to eat excessively.

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby daviesee » Tue Sep 24, 2013 13:51 pm

I have similar symptoms.

Could I also be eating for two?

Now that would be a headline. :wink:
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby msmancunia » Tue Sep 24, 2013 14:04 pm

You lot are disgusting. (but very funny :lol: )

I can categorically state I am not eating for two. Unless I do have a tapeworm, then I would be. Definitely not the other - I don't put out *that* easily. Despite appearances, I am not actually a drunken chocolate addicted bike riding Manc slapper. Much :oops:
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby arran77 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 14:19 pm

msmancunia wrote:You lot are disgusting. (but very funny :lol: )

I can categorically state I am not eating for two. Unless I do have a tapeworm, then I would be. Definitely not the other - I don't put out *that* easily. Despite appearances, I am not actually a drunken chocolate addicted bike riding Manc slapper. Much :oops:


If only I wasn't already married, you sound luuvly :lol:
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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby Kieran_Burns » Tue Sep 24, 2013 14:31 pm

arran77 wrote:
msmancunia wrote:You lot are disgusting. (but very funny :lol: )

I can categorically state I am not eating for two. Unless I do have a tapeworm, then I would be. Definitely not the other - I don't put out *that* easily. Despite appearances, I am not actually a drunken chocolate addicted bike riding Manc slapper. Much :oops:


If only I wasn't already married, you sound luuvly :lol:


No boobies.... I are disappoint

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby daviesee » Tue Sep 24, 2013 14:34 pm

Kieran_Burns wrote:No boobies.... I are disappoint

:P

Last time I put a photo of boobies on the forum I was banned.

Just saying........
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.

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Re: I think I may have a tapeworm

Postby arran77 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 14:49 pm

daviesee wrote:
Kieran_Burns wrote:No boobies.... I are disappoint

:P

Last time I put a photo of boobies on the forum I was banned.

Just saying........


Nips over here, sort of...

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12942539

:lol:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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