Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

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Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby kayo74 » Sun Oct 20, 2013 04:25 am

Hi

Out yesterday all good and got caught out on wet, slippery uneven cobbles front end went and me and bike were in the canal....oops . A matter of seconds me and bike unhurt no damage was out but soaking wet and felt a total idiot but been laughing to my self since.
I can't be the only one!!!.

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby ednino » Sun Oct 20, 2013 07:51 am

how fast were you going!
Lucky it wasn't the Gloucester canal, its 18 ft deep!!

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby ddraver » Sun Oct 20, 2013 08:05 am

Yep, had a similar thing when I was a nipper

However, the best one ever was last year and was my old lady who has started getting into cycling and that. We were riding along a Sustrans path that goes next to an old, now dissused, canal which had flooded a bit and was covering the path on the left hand side. I was riding behind her and the old man in front. Dad stirred up all the silt and stuff and (you can see where this is going) and she couldnt tell the difference between path and canal and....

I deserve a medal for not howling with laughter!

It's not uncommon for drunk people to mistake canals for bike paths in Holland either....
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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby RockmonkeySC » Sun Oct 20, 2013 08:17 am

A "friend" once fell in the canal while showing off in front of some girls on the way to school once.

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby kayo74 » Sun Oct 20, 2013 08:57 am

ednino wrote:how fast were you going!
Lucky it wasn't the Gloucester canal, its 18 ft deep!!

Not fast, only approx 6ft deep not in it long enough....lol.

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby stubs » Sun Oct 20, 2013 09:24 am

For my 40th birthday me and my mates did a canal pub crawl. We started at Wigan and stopped at every pub heading towards Lydiate on the Leeds & Liverpool canal, there are 13 pubs on that stretch and by Scarisbrick we were so drunk I got thrown into the canal. By the time we got to Lydiate we had all been pushed, thrown and ridden into the canal at least twice. Funny but the landlord of the last pub the Running Horses wouldnt let us in the pub.
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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Northwind » Sun Oct 20, 2013 13:09 pm

I haven't but every year a bunch of our students do, the list of medication they get put on afterwards is pretty long :lol: Full of worms, those canals.
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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby mattv » Sun Oct 20, 2013 15:56 pm

Had a guy about 18 months ago bring a Brompton in for a full strip down service. When queried, he said it had spent 18 hours in the canal....

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby coulddobetter » Sun Oct 20, 2013 16:27 pm

Used to lifeguard at a bathing place on the Thames in Oxford . Was jumping bike into the river when my boss arrived. He reminded me of of it by getting my brother to include it in a wedding speech.

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Kowalski675 » Sun Oct 20, 2013 17:47 pm

Northwind wrote:I haven't but every year a bunch of our students do, the list of medication they get put on afterwards is pretty long :lol: Full of worms, those canals.


Not to mention Weils disease. Canal water's foul, you really don't want to ingest it.

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby arran77 » Sun Oct 20, 2013 18:23 pm

Kowalski675 wrote:
Northwind wrote:I haven't but every year a bunch of our students do, the list of medication they get put on afterwards is pretty long :lol: Full of worms, those canals.


Not to mention Weils disease. Canal water's foul, you really don't want to ingest it.


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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Graham K » Sun Oct 20, 2013 18:45 pm

Had a mate fall in the other year, dunno how he managed it, was pretty funny.

When we were kids we used to blast up and down the canal, 1 day 1 of the lads was showing off about his new toe clips, as we were riding down the lad in the lead just came to a halt, as we all stopped the kid with the new toe clips couldnt get his feet out in time, and yes, SPLASH, fell into the canal in full ride position :lol:
Still gets a smile and chuckle whenever I pass that area :D

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Thelonegroover » Mon Oct 21, 2013 07:34 am

Dread to think what else is in a canal in Manchester!
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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby The Rookie » Mon Oct 21, 2013 13:56 pm

Probably be alright as long as you don't hit the old bike/supermarket trolley/Ford galaxy (delete as appropriate) on the way in!

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Graham K » Mon Oct 21, 2013 18:36 pm

Thelonegroover wrote:Dread to think what else is in a canal in Manchester!


We stopped at a pub on the canal at Stalybridge yesterday as the Canal type people were there doing a clean up, dozens of trolley's from the neighbouring Tesco and a couple of motorbikes were pulled up, no dead bodies or cars whilst i was there :cry:

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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby welshkev » Tue Oct 22, 2013 06:49 am

no but a fisherman ended up in the canal once after he threatened my mate :lol:

this was years ago and my mate pete is about 5ft 2 and weighs about 10 stone. we were riding down the tow path and a fisherman had is fishing rod over the path, pete asked him if he could move it so we could get past "feck off" came the reply. so we stepped over it, but petes tyre brushed the rod. the guy gets up going mental and effing and blinding.

he goes for pete as he was the smallest I guess, but he's a pretty tough guy for a small kid and he dodges his grab, spins him around and kicks him up the ars*....this kick sends him off balance and into the canal :lol:

we did help him out and after a few more mutterings we go on our way :lol:
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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Monty Dog » Tue Oct 22, 2013 07:25 am

A couple of winter's ago, I ventured out on Boxing Day, it was about minus 10 degrees and the towpath was compacted snow, still giving enough grip on ordinary offroad tyres. About 10 miles further, there was a slight 'chute' as the path narrowed under a bridge - I unclipped a foot to stabilise myself to find that the path was polished ice, slipped sideways and propelled into the icy-depths.
Whilst most of the open sections were frozen, it was clear under the bridge. I hauled myself onto the bank - whilst my mobile was still working, it would take my wife 20 minutes to drive and find me and worried about the effects of hypothermia, squeezed as much water as I could from clothes and set off slowly back for home. The front of my jacket and tights iced over and my hands and feet were painfully cold, blue lips and teeth chattering before I got home!
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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Northwind » Thu Oct 24, 2013 21:30 pm

Do you suppose I can get away with an anal canal joke?
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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby Kowalski675 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 22:21 pm

Northwind wrote:Do you suppose I can get away with an anal canal joke?



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Re: Has anyone else taken the canal literally?.

Postby duke duvet » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:34 am

Not quite a canal but a river that runs alongside the railway from Bolton to Horwich way after a ride over Rivington

The path was more grassy singletrack and weaved around two rocks, I remember thinking if I hit them I would probably end up in the water. Of course I hit said rocks and over into the river I went which was up to chest height.

Even worse there was a train stopped at a red light right next to said river. So there I was in the water thinking if I get out the whole train will be killing themselves laughing so stupidly I dedcided to hide in the water... Then I thought what if they think I have drowned?

Never again.


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