Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

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Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby Sketchley » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:18 am

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el_presidente
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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby el_presidente » Wed Jan 15, 2014 16:47 pm

Sketchley wrote:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/15/mountain_bike_mishap/

Ouch!



was he riding a Specialized Hardcock?

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby Ouija » Wed Jan 15, 2014 17:55 pm

el_presidente wrote:
Sketchley wrote:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/15/mountain_bike_mishap/

Ouch!



was he riding a Specialized Hardcock?


No, a StumpHumper.

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby walkingbootweather » Wed Jan 15, 2014 18:21 pm

I heard it was a Giant.

The doctor had a Look.

Then the rider was Felt.

Now he's all Whyte.
Nobody told me we had a communication problem

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby gingaman » Thu Jan 16, 2014 14:06 pm

walkingbootweather wrote:I heard it was a Giant.

The doctor had a Look.

Then the rider was Felt.

Now he's all Whyte.


He had to get Specialized treatment,

But luckily there was no Charge.

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby LiveGiantly » Thu Jan 16, 2014 16:09 pm

gingaman wrote:
walkingbootweather wrote:I heard it was a Giant.

The doctor had a Look.

Then the rider was Felt.

Now he's all Whyte.


He had to get Specialized treatment,

But luckily there was no Charge.


:roll:

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby walkingbootweather » Thu Jan 16, 2014 16:27 pm

LiveGiantly wrote:
gingaman wrote:
walkingbootweather wrote:I heard it was a Giant.

The doctor had a Look.

Then the rider was Felt.

Now he's all Whyte.


He had to get Specialized treatment,

But luckily there was no Charge.


:roll:

These 'jokes' tell me one thing - you must be a Boardman


Orbea Hero :lol:
Nobody told me we had a communication problem

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby The Rookie » Fri Jan 17, 2014 06:38 am

Surely he was riding a Cove, but I can't decide if he fell onto a Stiffee or one gave him a Handjob (yes that is the name of Cove Models for you roadies).

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby gingaman » Fri Jan 17, 2014 09:20 am

He should have stayed in-Dawes...

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Re: Mountain bike mishap man suffers 7 week stiffie

Postby essex-commuter » Fri Jan 17, 2014 09:52 am

Or gone out on his road bike...a Penilerello.
The older I get, the faster I was.


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