"If you use a Mac it all becomes ridiculously easy," says Martin, and immediately screws up, as you do.
"The point is we all practise together quite a lot and we see each other do all sorts of amazing stuff which rarely happens in a public show, because it's so risky. To be honest we see stuff no one would believe unless it was on tape.
That's particularly true of Edd and Chris, who prefer to ride without an audience for the sake of it. Everyone knows what a sad old ham like Ashton can do because he can't stop showing off.Not even with a broken back."
And Martin goes off on one about some people and 1300cc motorbikes which will all be explained in the June issue of MBUK.