Want to get invited to that cool party that everyone's going to? Not been invited up the trails of late? We have the answer. You dress bad! And you need a new wardrobe. And you can start sorting that out right here, right now with this new, limited edition, top-of-the-cotton-range MBUK/Royal T-shirt, as designed by in-house T whore and style guru Doddy (with a little help from Chief Crayon Jamer).
With Mountain Biking UK scrawled across the chest in de rigeur pea green against a dirt-friendly background (clever, huh) and a Royal logo in your armpit you can't fail to impress.
So, a designer T from Royal and MBUK, huh. That's got to be, what, £40? Nah. £30? Nah. £20? Nah. We're giving this fine chest cover away at a measly 16 english pounds!
Considering you can walk straight from the trails into the pub and actually look like a decent, possibly even cool, human being - and you might get mistaken for other fellow wearers such as Martyn Ashton and Steve Peat - this is a ridiculous deal.
Don't forget, numbers are limited so get your order in sharpish.
|TO PLACE YOUR ORDER PLEASE SEND YOUR REQUIRED ITEM AND SIZE (M, L OR XL) TO: MBUK, Marketing Dept, 30 Monmouth Street, Bath, BA1 2BW|
Enclose your name, address and contact telephone number with your payment. Please add £2.50 to your final order total to cover postage and packaging. (Cheques made payable to Future Publishing Ltd.) Items will be despatched within 28 days.