For a while now at MBUK Towers Northern Ric and Kim have been compiling a list of daft names. Imaginary names, footballers names and well, just stupid names.
The sorts of names that would get you places in life. Or not...
The sorts of names that would make you the quickest rider on the hill and the best looking pup in the disco. In short, winners names!
Being the generous sorts that we are we’ve decided to make this list public in a government data protection-style leak. Enjoy.
In no particular order:
DCI Dave Law
Ian Onions and Hugo Berger
Think you’ve got a better weird name? Send it in to firstname.lastname@example.org and add it to the guest list from comedy heaven!