A STAR IS PORN

We know we risk driving some of you Warnerphobes insane, but this business of Rob appearing on the W

It's like watching a man on a high ledge...
We know we risk driving some of you Warnerphobes insane, but this business of Rob appearing on the Weakest Link just fascinates us. He could be very, very good on TV. He certainly comes across well on the screen and he is a genuinely warm and funny guy most of the time. As well as a total UNT¸ the other times.

"Shall I have a couple of whisky's before the show?"

No way! Not if you get like you were at the Bike Show Awards!

That day he was wandering around with his, not insubstantial, bits hanging out, in preparation to go up and receive his award. Luckily he didn't win anything.

There's something funny about the choice of programme as well. I mean The Weakest Link! It's type casting!

So we were all waiting to see if it had been a triumph or a disaster. Still don't know, of course, but it sounds better than it might have been.

"Did The Weakest Link yesterday, ended up pretending to ride a bike for Anne, she loved it and made me do it all again all sexy! Pretty nerve racking actually. It won't be on till September, so if you wanted to put something in the mag it'd be cool. Obviously I can't disclose my result!"

So we will have to wait and see. What next? Warner in the Big Brother House. Shut ma mouth!
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