elden 'the fat cyclist' nelson
Recent articles by elden 'the fat cyclist' nelson
Interbike special report: Surprising number of bikes
Pass the drool bucket, suggests Elden Nelson
Interbike special report: Rock Racing booth is very, very exclusive
But Elden "Fat Cyclist" Nelson manages to embed himself
Humour: Premium products for guaranteed go-faster results
Fat Cyclist announces infallible training aids
Humour: A Letter to Trek Bicycle Co. and Greg LeMond
Tips for an amicable separation
Humour: April Fools for cyclists
It's time to plan those pranks, the Fat Cyclist is here to help…
Humour: A complaint to Mellow Johnny's Bike Shop
Shocking customer service from deranged salesman
Humour: Leg shaving advice for cyclists
Fat Cyclist has all the answers
Humour: Time management for cyclists
The Fat Cyclist's guide to getting what you want
Humour: How Astana can get back in the Tour
Strategies to get under organiser's radar
Humour: Innovations for safer cycling
Instant release pedals are the way of the future
Humour: How to get rid of unwanted fitness
A three-step plan to pile the pounds back on
Humour: How to talk to non-cyclists
Five simple rules to stay out of trouble at parties
Humour: Even-longer competitor to Tour of America
More-impossible-to-complete, less-likely-to-ever-happen
Humour: How to justify your next bike
The Fat Cyclist excuses your next big spend
Humour: A Passing Score
Fat Cyclist's sideways look at overtaking riders