Kermit couldn't quite believe just how weird and wonderful Eurobike 2015 was - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
This quick change tube from Linear is ideal for bikes with a rear wheel that isn't easy or quick to remove - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Lazer will soon offer this rainbow striped lid for the aspiring youth rider - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Paid to stand in a puddle for three days and she's still smiling, good work Sealskinz - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Produced to celebrate 30 years of the iconic Colorado brand, who'd have thought the unmistakable Yeti turquoise and yellow could be worn so well by the company's SB6C rig - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
It turns out Mondraker really knows the score when it comes to kids' bikes, this is the company's latest 24in wheeled Factor - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Double hydraulic disc brakes on a road bike (from Canyon in '06!) - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Here's another look at the odd dual-disc hydraulic setup from a 2006 Canyon prototype road bike - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Few things could've looked more out of place at Eurobike than Mazda's new MX5 - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Only in Germany… - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Van Nicholas had a plus bike on display, complete with a rigid titanium Lefty-alike fork - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Hans Rey's '90 GT Zaskar prototype very much deserves a gallery of its own - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
One step further along the Zaskar timeline and there's this glorious '93 LE model - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
How about this Spandau Ballet spec '09 Zaskar? - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
We love the retrotastic build on this new Zaskar - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Handlebar flowers are the latest commuter must have - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
The only thing more confusing than the chainsaw is the use of a dropper post on this porky pinker - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Carbon from Hope? Now that's both weird and wonderful - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
A functioning, transparent version of Hope's new Pro Four hub - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
This saucy Santa Cruz is dribbling in Hope's latest orange anodised kit. It also sports Hope's forthcoming carbon handlebar and prototype suspension bits from Ohlins! - Oliver Woodman/Immediate Media
Cratoni designed and manufactured a cycle helmet that passes motorbike safety standards – smart - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
This carbon-framed Strida folder caught our attention - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
Yep, people are still producing scooters for adults - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
Channel your inner Roman with this mental transparent lid from CGG - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
All we want for Christmas is… - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
Performance unicycles – because they can - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
It's fair to say things have come a long way in the world of power meters… this is the first ever SRM - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
Here's the guts from SRM's first attempt at a computer readout for its power meter - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
Indecisive? Like getting nowhere fast? This one's for you - Tom Ballard/Immediate Media
World Bicycle Relief and Nutcase Helmets partnered for an art show you can buy - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Artists painted on site at Eurobike, with their artwork being translated later into helmet graphics - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
The Unframed series of Nutcase Helmets supports World Bicycle Relief - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
This is how (some) grown men roll - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Would you like some handcrafted leather accoutrements for your bike? No? - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
What about a leather case for your e-bike battery? - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Eat your heart out, Mark Cavendish. We're getting OUR OWN brand of shoes - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Some things you only see inside a tradeshow – never out in the world - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Not sure a balloon is NYC-rated for security… - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
If watching GoPro footage from a dog's bouncing back isn't nauseating enough, you can strap a GoPro to junior, too - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Indeed - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Another one to file under 'Things Seen Only At Tradeshows' - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Cipollini still loves to make a splash - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Grommets, get your pump track on - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
E-bike clothing. Yep, you read that right - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
The foam pads can be removed from the shoulders, elbows and hips of the Diamond clothing - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
The designer took cues from moto clothing and women's fashion - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
The designer said some e-bike riders may not be accustomed to the speeds at which they can travel with e-assist - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Eurobike judges gave a single Gold award to clothing companies – and it went to Diamond's e-bike jacket - Ben Delaney / Immediate Media
Is this a mountain bike or a cyclocross bike? Well, yes - Immediate Media/Ben Delaney
The Open U.P. is designed for both 27.5in and 700c wheels and tires - Immediate Media/Ben Delaney
Open, a brand created by former Cervélo cofounder Gerard Vroomen, began with mountain bikes. Now it is getting into the adventure road segment - Immediate Media/Ben Delaney
Open is selling the U.P. as a frameset, but we appreciate the tidy routing on this show bike - Immediate Media/Ben Delaney
Quite possibly the most expensive crankset we've seen on an adventure road bike - Immediate Media/Ben Delaney
Note the dropped right chainstay, part of Open's design to keep a relatively tight q-factor, short chainstays and wide clearance - Immediate Media/Ben Delaney
Beyond the standard water bottle bosses, Open has bolts on the top tube for accessories like this and a fourth set on the bottom of the down tube - Immediate Media/Ben Delaney
For those not in the know, Eurobike is the world's largest trade show and, among hall after hall of new bikes and all things bike related, there's some pretty weird stuff. Have a flick through the gallery above and you'll see exactly what we mean..