Nope, we wouldn’t want to work on it eitherOliver Woodman / Immediate Media
The last thing a mechanic needs is to be covered in road grime, mud or even worse — a top tube that’s still soggy with sweat.
2. Anything that involves internal cable routing
But it looks so prettyOliver Woodman / Immediate Media
Yep, it might look slightly better but it’s a lot of time and effort for something that offers no real mechanical advantage. A real pet hate of Jonny’s is the recent generation of disc-equipped road bikes with hoses that route through the fork.
3. Press-fit bottom brackets
Press-fit, where creaking is the normOliver Woodman / Immediate Media
We tried to press (LOL) Jonny further on this topic, but feared he’d punch us in the face. For an epic rant on press-fit bottom brackets refer back to this brilliant piece, I’ve had it with press-fit bottom brackets, from BikeRadar‘s former Technical Editor, James Huang.
4. Chainstay mounted brakes
Good in the wind tunnel, bad in the workshopOliver Woodman / Immediate Media
A nightmare to access and set-up, these aero-friendly stoppers sure aren’t a mechanic’s best friend.
5. Tyre and rim combinations that just refuse to cooperate
Not all tyres and rims get alongOliver Woodman / Immediate Media
Fact: some rims and tyres simply don’t go together well and others refuse to work at all.
6. TT Bikes in general
TT bikes: not a Friday afternoon jobOliver Woodman / Immediate Media
From fiddly fairings to the time consuming assembly of aero bars, the TT bike is not a Friday afternoon task.
7. Asking to borrow their tools
Have you seen the 5mm?Oliver Woodman / Immediate Media
This one’s for those who are lucky enough to work alongside a mechanic. Should you be fortunate to gain access to a mechanic’s toolbox, you best make sure you put anything you borrow back where you found it.
8. “Can you just…”
Better leave him to itOliver Woodman / Immediate Media
The phrase that precedes a task that’s considered both quick and easy… but it never is.
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