It’s fair to say that being a bicycle mechanic can be a difficult job. With a huge list of different maintenance tasks to perform it means that not every day is equal in the workshop.
Here at BikeRadar we had a word with our full-time mechanic, Jonny Ashelford, on the things that really yank his crank. With that in mind, here are eight ways to stress out your local mechanic.
1. Bringing in a filthy bike
Nope, we wouldn’t want to work on it either Oliver Woodman / Immediate MediaThe last thing a mechanic needs is to be covered in road grime, mud or even worse — a top tube that’s still soggy with sweat.
2. Anything that involves internal cable routing
But it looks so pretty Oliver Woodman / Immediate MediaYep, it might look slightly better but it’s a lot of time and effort for something that offers no real mechanical advantage. A real pet hate of Jonny’s is the recent generation of disc-equipped road bikes with hoses that route through the fork.
3. Press-fit bottom brackets
Press-fit, where creaking is the norm Oliver Woodman / Immediate MediaWe tried to press (LOL) Jonny further on this topic, but feared he’d punch us in the face. For an epic rant on press-fit bottom brackets refer back to this brilliant piece, I’ve had it with press-fit bottom brackets, from BikeRadar‘s former Technical Editor, James Huang.
4. Chainstay mounted brakes
Good in the wind tunnel, bad in the workshop Oliver Woodman / Immediate MediaA nightmare to access and set-up, these aero-friendly stoppers sure aren’t a mechanic’s best friend.
5. Tyre and rim combinations that just refuse to cooperate
Not all tyres and rims get along Oliver Woodman / Immediate MediaFact: some rims and tyres simply don’t go together well and others refuse to work at all.
6. TT Bikes in general
TT bikes: not a Friday afternoon job Oliver Woodman / Immediate MediaFrom fiddly fairings to the time consuming assembly of aero bars, the TT bike is not a Friday afternoon task.
7. Asking to borrow their tools
Have you seen the 5mm? Oliver Woodman / Immediate MediaThis one’s for those who are lucky enough to work alongside a mechanic. Should you be fortunate to gain access to a mechanic’s toolbox, you best make sure you put anything you borrow back where you found it.
8. “Can you just…”
Better leave him to it Oliver Woodman / Immediate Media
The phrase that precedes a task that’s considered both quick and easy… but it never is.
Are you a mechanic? Have you got more to add to this list? Let us know using the comment box below…