8 ways to raise the blood pressure of your bike mechanic

From dirty bikes to press-fit bottom brackets, everything your mechanic doesn't want to see or hear

It’s fair to say that being a bicycle mechanic can be a difficult job. With a huge list of different maintenance tasks to perform it means that not every day is equal in the workshop.

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Here at BikeRadar we had a word with our ex full-time mechanic, Jonny Ashelford, on the things that really yank his crank. With that in mind, here are eight ways to stress out your local mechanic.

1. Bringing in a filthy bike

Workshop dos and don'ts
Nope, we wouldn’t want to work on it either.
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The last thing a mechanic needs is to be covered in road grime, mud or even worse… a top tube that’s still soggy with sweat. Some folk really do need to learn how to clean a bike.

2. Anything that involves internal cable routing

Workshop dos and don'ts
But it looks so pretty…
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Yep, it might look slightly better but it’s a lot of time and effort for something that offers no real mechanical advantage. A real pet hate of Jonny’s is the recent generation of disc-equipped road bikes with hoses that route through the fork.

3. Press-fit bottom brackets

SRAM press-fit bottom bracket
Press-fit, where creaking is the norm.
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We tried to press (ahem) Jonny further on this topic, but feared he’d get too upset. For an epic rant on press-fit bottom brackets refer back to this brilliant piece, I’ve had it with press-fit bottom brackets, from BikeRadar’s former technical editor James Huang.

 4. Chainstay mounted brakes

Access issues can lead to mechanic issues
Good in the wind tunnel, bad in the workshop.
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A nightmare to access and set up, these aero-friendly stoppers sure aren’t a mechanic’s best friend.

5. Tyre and rim combinations that just refuse to cooperate

A small pile of mountain bike tyres
Not all tyres and rims get along, particularly when it comes to tubeless.
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Fact: some rims and tyres simply don’t go together well and others refuse to work at all, and that’s before we add the new-school element of tubeless tyres.

6. TT Bikes in general

No TT bikes on a Friday
TT bikes: not a Friday afternoon job.
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From fiddly fairings to the time-consuming assembly of aero bars and the aforementioned chainstay-mounted brakes, the time-trial bike is not a Friday afternoon task.

7. Asking to borrow their tools

Who's got my tool?!
Have you seen the 5mm?
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This one’s for those who are lucky enough to work alongside a mechanic. Should you be fortunate to gain access to a mechanic’s toolbox, you best make sure you put anything you borrow back where you found it.

8. “Can you just…”

Workshop dos and don'ts
Better leave him to it.
Oliver Woodman / Immediate Media

The phrase that precedes a task that’s considered both quick and easy… but it never is.

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